Vegeta: "Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over and find me in the Alps! Like I'm some sort of slot receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbeque, with a Goddamn pig!"
The "find me in the Alps" euphemism was a nod to the TV telecast of The Big Lebowski. It gets used again by Dr. Gero in episode 38.
How many of you had heard "fark" before Drew Curtis launched the eponymous website in 1999?
Played with in Tales Of MU, with actual swearing rendered in the familiar English, but local variants exist to replace such things as "gee" and "gosh."
A variation appears in ''Survival of the Fittest' which otherwise averts the trope entirely. When making evalutations of the student files (in-character versions of the student profiles handlers write for the characters), Danya tends to use "motivate" as a euphamism for playing the game/killing. For example "has potential to be a motivator" or "could motivate if given the right incentive."
When talking on image boards, be aware that safe driving means breasts that straddle the line of being sent to an alternative board for their immense size.
A YouTube ROM Hack reviewer named Azure Blade 49 used "Ferjuckers" as a minced oath several times. In one instance, he even left a comment explaining that he uses this word whenever something doesn't quite call for a WTF.
The Gaming in the Clinton Years review of Tomb Raider 2 refers to Lara Croft's breasts as "front-loaded anvils."
The Drunk Tank Podcast, by the guys at Rooster Teeth Productions, uses the term "hands" for breasts. Eventually, Geoff refers to a bartender they call "angry boobs" as having "huge, pendulous, beautiful hands."
In the Netflix original series Orange Is the New Black, one of the possible threats Chapman lists that she might use on Dina is "I'm going to do to you what the Spring does with cherry trees, but in a prison way." This is, as Chapman points out, based on a Pablo Neruda quotation.
In Nfl Quarterbacks On Facebook, whenever a quarterback wants to imply the usage of the word, shit, they replace it with Tony Romo, e.g: "So help me, I will beat the Romo out of you," "If I want your opinion, Romo, I'll wipe it off my asshole", So help me Romo, I will put you in a paper bag, light you on fire, and put you on someone's doorstep," "I will Romo in your Uggs, Brady" etc.
Sharon and the Girls from Those Aren't Muskets. Micheal refers to his genitals as "Sharon and the Girls". His friend starts asking about his other unusual euphemisms for genitalia. This leads to argument about how ridiculous some of the names are. We also learn that he refers to a pair of breasts as testicles.