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troperville

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tools

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toys

• Xykon does it with a bouncing ball.
  • Roy does it with his grandfather's equipment.
  • Durkon does it to those foul trees.
  • Elan does it because it's convention.
  • Haley does it unintelligibly.
  • Now Elan And Haley do it together.
  • Vaarsuvius does it for months without rest.
  • Belkar does it with a kitty.
  • Miko Miyazaki does it as a true paladin should...or not.
  • O-Chul does it in a shark-infested vat of acid.
  • Guy With A Halberd does it with his 10 foot reach.
  • Kazumi and Daigo can do it, now that everybody knows who they are.
  • The Monster in the Darkness wants to do it, but Xykon won't let him.
  • Nale does it in a needlessly complicated way.
  • thog do it with puppies.
  • Sabine does it in all sorts of ways.
  • Julia Greenhilt does it both ways
• T-Rex, Dromiceiomimus and Utahraptor are doing it over and over again.
• Gabe and Tycho do it on the couch.
  • Twisp and Catsby aren't doing it for you.
• Randall Monroe does it with stick figures.
• Jake's Kins do it by numbers.
  • Eugene does it with anything he can squeeze an eight note scale out of.
  • Ben does it alone. In his room. ...until his neighbors burst in.
  • Doctor Bash does it with the dead faces.
  • Kingdom Come does it with guns, porn, booze and dead animals.
• Emily only wants to do it with boys, I swear.
  • Rumi did it with bunch of files while smoking marijuana.
• Donovan Deegan does it with bad jokes.
  • Miranda Deegan won't do it if you hurt her kids.
  • Dominic knows you would do it before you did.
  • Celesto wrecks whole towns when he does it.
• Fighter does it with a lot of swords.
  • Black Mage does it once a day.
  • You have to do it with Thief because "you" signed a contract saying you would.
  • Red Mage does it with maxed out stats.
  • Sarda does it.
• Largo does it on his homemade, weapons-grade laptop while on fire.
  • Kimiko doesn't just do it for her fans, but for herself.
  • Miho does it...we think...
  • Piro does it angstily.
• Ninjas can't do it if you're on fire.
• Cave Fish do it in the dark.
• Everyone wants to do it with with Abel.
• When Mink does it, he goes on and on and on...
• Andrew Hussie does it with Photoshop.
  • Problem Sleuth does it charismatically with PULCHRITUDE.
    • Problem Sleuth waits until exactly the right time to do it.
    • Problem Sleuth would do it, but he's up to his neck in weird puzzle shit.
    • Pickle Inspector does it imaginatively.
    • Pickle Inspector does it disconcertingly.
    • Pickle Inspector does it with his fan.
    • Ace Dick does it to establish superiority.
    • Ace Dick does it with two other Ace Dicks.
    • Demonhead Mobster Kingpin takes way too long to do it.
    • Hysterical Dame and Nervous Broad do it hysterically and nervously.
    • Godhead Pickle Inspector doesn't do it, but regards it fondly.
    • Honeybee Professor does it so everything will bee as sweet as honey!
    • Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick and Pickle Inspector do it as a team, because shit just got real!
  • John does it with bunnies.
    • John does it while pretending to be Cameron Poe.
    • Rose does it with the Zoologically Dubious.
    • Rose does it with a pony. So does John, for that matter.
    • Dave does it ironically.
    • Jade does it with Squiddles.
    • Bro does it with puppets. He especially likes doing it with Lil' Cal.
    • Wayward Vagabond does it with cans. No, not with that Cans. Unless you want him to.
    • Doze does it slowly.
    • Biscuits does it in an oven. Sometimes he does it with Eggs, which usually results in them doing it with themselves as well. Hearts Boxcars does not like doing it with them.
    • Clubs Deuce does it with a fistful of penis and a head full of empty.
    • Courtyard Droll prefers to do it with clothes on, including a really nice hat.
    • The trolls do it in a weird way.
    • Karkat does it angrily.
    • Gamzee doesn't know how to do it, but miraculously, he does it.
    • Terezi does it without looking.
    • Tavros smiles while he does it.
    • Aradia is 0kay with d0ing it.
    • Nepeta does it with wild animals on a regular basis.
    • Vriska did it with Tavros and Aradia.
    • How does Equius do it? Besides STRONGly, of course.
    • Vriska's lusus does it with troll children.
    • Feferi's lusus did it to every troll in the galaxy.
    • Karkat and Terezi did it on a romantic, candle-lit hate date suspended in a fillial pail in a hot air ballon.
    • You cannot hope to beat John/Tavros/Aurthour at doing it, he is simply the best there is.
  • The bard and the guy from Jailbreak haven't finished doing it.
  • Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are doing it man. there MAKING IT HAPEN
  • The pumpkin isn't doing it, and probably never has. The very notion strikes you as absurd.
• In Heaven, they make love, on earth, they have sex In hell, we Do It
• Sam Starfall does it... Hey! My wallet!
  • Florence Ambrose does it with a custard pie to the face in political protest.
  • Florence also does it with her vet.
• Sonichu does it while zapping to the extreme!
• The Ctrl-Alt-Del cast do it not with an O face, but with a B^U face.
• Mistress sixx does it with a crop.
  • Laura does it by breaking the aformentionned crop.
    • Butterfly does it with a huge fire pillar and an overly intricate plan... which fails anyway.
• Agatha Heterodyne does it with a death ray
  • Klaus Wulfenbach does it alone, because he has to (and it works).
• Riley Zinc does it under surveillance.
• Gary, Zii and DiDi do it in a ménage à trois
• Tip does it backwards and in heels.
  • Nick does it with his huge ... dangling ... thing.