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• Han Solo does it with Chewie on the Falcon.
  • Han did it first.
  • Jedi do it with lightsabers.
  • Stormtroopers would do it if they didn't miss every time.
  • Yoda does it, or does not - there is no try.
    • It, Yoda does.
  • If you do it to Obi-Wan, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
  • Emperor Palpatine does it to thunderous applause. Alternatively, he does it for POWERRRR!!!!! UNLIMITED POWERRRRR!!!!!!!!
  • Darth Vader finds your lack of doing it disturbing.
• James Bond does it with every girl in the universe.
  • Xenia Onatopp is the only one who lives after she does it.
  • James Bond does it while the Villain is explaining how he's going to do it.
  • Goldfinger does it with the midas touch.
  • Octopussy does it better than anyone.
  • If you think LeChiffre is going to do it, you are SO! WRONG!
• Neo does it in slow motion. And with no expression.
  • Neo does it because anything is possible.
  • Agent Smith does it with himself.
  • The Machines have done it six times already, so they've got quite proficient in it.
• Indy does it to stop the Nazis.
  • Indy does it on the fly.
• Leonidas does it in the shade...and IN HELL!!!
  • Leonidas does it while TALKING! VERY! LOUDLY!
  • Delios does it inaccurately.
• Tai Lung will never stop doing it until he gets the Dragon Scroll -- or his father's love.
• Princess Giselle has no idea what it is, but she can make whole crowds of people and even cute, fluffy animals do it.
• If the Doc wants to do it, why not do it with some style?
  • Marty McFly does it, even if nobody quite gets it yet.
• The village of Sandford does it for the greater good. (The greater good!)
  • Nick does it to stop the ringleaders after having a bit of a breakdown.
  • Nick then does it by filling out paperwork.
  • Danny does it while wishing it was just like the movies.
• Ron Burgundy stays classy when he does it.
  • Brick Tamland does it while making LOUD NOISES!
• Jessica Rabbit isn't bad...she just does it that way.
  • Roger Rabbit will only do it when it's funny.
  • When Judge Doom did it, he did it JUST...LIKE...THIS!
• Jareth does it in criminally tight pants.
• Marlena does it, while she doesn't feel so good...
• Did Marsellus Wallace do it like a bitch?
  • DID. HE. DO. IT. LIKE. A. BITCH?!
  • Vinnie should know better than to shoot off too early.
• Borat does it to get a rise out of you.
• Citizen Kane did it on his sled.
• Kirk Lazarus does it as a dude disguised as a dude playin' another dude.
  • Don't do it in full retard.
• Phil, Alan and Stu did it last night, without remembering what happened.
• 9 does it without asking.
  • Stitchpunks do it with their soulmates.
• Freddy Krueger does it to you, in your dreams, and there's nothing you can do about it, bitch.
  • Glenn does it then makes a mess out of his bed and the rest of his room.
• Jason Voorhees doesn't like it when others do it.
  • Tina does it without actually touching anyone.
• Torgo does it while the master is away.
  • Master wouldn't approve doing it.
• They did it to her...and then they're going to do it to me...! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!
• Ash Williams does it groovily.
  • Evil Ash thinks Ash does it like goody two-shoes.
  • * BANG* Good, bad, Ash does it because he's the guy with the gun.
  • Henrietta does it then swallows your soul.
• Not even God knows how John McClane does it!
  • Some people suggest he does it barefoot.
  • Hans Gruber fools everyone to do it for him.
  • Mr. Takagi won't be doing it for the rest of his life.
  • Simon Gruber does it as a soldier, not a monster. Even though he sometimes works for them.
• All Dogs Do It in Heaven with Big-Lipped Alligators.
• Sgt. Donny Donowitz does it better than Chuck Norris with a baseball bat.
  • Col. Hans Landa does it viciously, but with class.
• In space, no one can hear you do it.
• Shaun, Liz, and Ed do it to Queen.
• The Pizza Planet Aliens do it with the claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.
  • If you do it wrong at Sunnyside. you will spend the night in the box.
• Walter won't do it on Shomer Shabbos!
• Dr. Frank-N-Furter does it with anyone and everyone.
• Lone Starr and Barf didn't do it for money. They did it for a shitload of money!
• Big Brother watches you do it.
• Tony Stark did it in a CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!
• Christian prefers to do it standing.
• Gunnery Sergeant Hartman will do it to you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
• Terminator does it persistenly.
  • Do it with him, if you want to live.
• Na'Vi do it with trees, horses and dragons.
• Did Harry Callahan do it six times or only five?
  • Harry Callahan does it with a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.
• If it bleeds, Dutch can do it.
  • Blain ain't got time to do it.