Hello there, fellow troper!

I am zombieface, though I sincerely hope that's not something that will soon be a literal statement. If you have found this page, you probably want to be somewhere else, but I don't mind, as the company is certainly quite nice. I'm here for tropes, laughter, and any advice in the event of a ZombieApocalypse, which would, understandably, be less than ideal.

I love reading and writing, I spend [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife too much time here,]] and it doesn't seem to be changing. I enjoy video games that don't center on sports, fighting (I'm looking at you, MortalKombat), or racing, but man, do I love me some good ol' fashioned [=JRPGs=]... or [=RPGs=] in general. I've got most of the {{Discworld}} books, and it was courtesy of this place that I even started reading anything by [[TerryPratchett Sir Terry Pratchett]].

I'm a big fan of {{Jesus}}, and I'm pretty sure he was [[JesusWasWayCool alright]]. I'll do my best not to force anything down your throat about it. I'd like to think that my beliefs are a little different than other Christians/Jesus followers, but then, I could be way off base here.

!!!This Troper provides examples of:

*RidiculousProcrastinator: Most of the time.
*TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary: But no one else knows what the heck's going on.