Zelda the Pirate is a person, just right of center and left of odd. She tries to speak her mind as much as possible, but it often gets her in trouble because she fails miserably at arguing and would much rather get along with everybody. Zelda likes to sing, plans on gaining a massive, slavering fanbase for something she'll accomplish, and is pretty muchly just an
artsy fartsy with some ambition but very little qualification.
