Howdy. What can I say here? Very little. I'll be over there, I suppose. Feel free to join me...
No, not that Yoshiya.
...Okay, maybe. But don't take all the fun out of it.
This troper exhibits examples of:
Headphones Equal Isolation: Inverted. They're rarely playing, so when you think you're being clever, talking about me "behind my back" while still being right there? Don't be so shocked when you wake up with less hair tomorrow morning. I heard that.
Ho Yay: Apparently, anyone who is close enough to him in his weekly life to be able to understand the last thing about him is shipping him with someone else.