Xenu is a Galactic Evil Overlord, most famous for destroying billions of lives in prehistoric Earth by placing them next to volcanoes and nuking said volcanoes.
His main adversaries are the Church of Happyology, who will free mankind from his enduring influence if you give them all your money.
If you give Xenu all your money, it's volcano time!
A message from Xenu:
"Give me money."
(Someone finish this in case there's actually a joke to be had)
