She is a she. She is a human. She is a Nerd and an old Nerdfighter. More specifically, she is a Literature and Visual Arts/Technology Nerd. She is often a Grammar Nazi, much to the chagrin of others.
In (more or less) order:
She loves Sherlock, Doctor Who, Steven Moffat.
She watches and likes Jekyll, House, The Office and Covert Affairs.
She reads the webcomics xkcd, Hark A Vagrant, and VG Cats.
She hates Glee, Twilight, and Mary Sue.
Why narwhal? Indeed.