Hello, my name is VGK The Lovable King. I'm a 19 year old who is most definitely NOT in college. I am also....a unique individual who has a strange personality, I would think. I enjoy reading, writing, and my aspirations and fantasies to kill criminals in horrifically violent ways. *
So Yeah
This troper provides examples of:
- A God Am I: Unfortunately, my mood sometimes falls around here. Thankfully doesn't last that long when it does.
- Bad Liar: Subverted. I'm actually a very good liar.
- Berserk Button: Do not mention crime in front of me. Ever.
- Blind Without 'Em
- Deadpan Snarker; Emphasis on the deadpan.
- Detective Mole: I hope to become a cop and thusly become this.
- Freudian Excuse: Years and years of psychological torture from my brother. And then my best friends abandoning me after 8 strong years of friendship as a kid, because "I had run out of cool stuff and became boring". Would you believe I used to be a good-hearted, thoughtful person with a bad habit of being a hypersensitive crybaby before today?
- For Your Own Good: I'm talking to you, major criminals.
- Humans Are Bastards: It makes up a good bit of my motivations, pretty much!
- Dysfunctional Family: Oh how they would like to disagree.
- Jerkass: Ruthlessly to most other people.
- Jerkass Façade
- Lawful Evil: Apparantly.
- Loners Are Freaks: Supposedly.
- Nice Guy: On one hand, I fake being a Nice Guy to fool most people and my true JerkAss, Lawful Evil personality, but that itself is a apparently a facade (I'm not so sure anymore) and I am probably genuinely a Nice Guy deep down.
- Obfuscating Stupidity More like Obfuscating Personality.
- Pay Evil unto Evil: Yup.
- Serial Killer-Killer: What I hope to accomplish in the future. I'm very passionate about this. It IS going to happen, mark my words.
- Surrounded by Idiots: AKA, "Surrounded by a majority of the world".
- The Lancer
- The Stoic
- Vigilante Man: The good example.
- Yan Gire
- You Should Know This Already: I am not a lovable king.
- Whatis This Thing You Call Love
- Wangst: A lot of it. I managed to keep it all inside though and if you knew me you'd be very surprised to see this trope.
