Describe Unhappy Cookie here.
Unhappy Cookie is unhappy because she lost her cookie.
So...she's lost? Hmm. She's also ZetsUboa.
And tropes do indeed apply to her.
Hikikomori - While not as extreme as most of the page examples, I still qualify, sadly.
I Call It Vera - While technically not used as a weapon, I have named my piano Henry.
{{I'm Taking Her Home With Me!}} - I once took a sled from someone's garbage. And a stuffed snake. And a cat toy. And some other things that I'm not at liberty to discuss.