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A bear has apparently taught itself to access the internet after stealing an unwary camper's laptop (and their nutter butters) in the middle of the night. Tropers are warned that this bear is still a wild animal, despite his attempts to convince you otherwise. Do not feed the bear. Do not pet the bear. Do not come into contact with this bear, as it can kill you because it is a bear. If you see this bear please call (490)112-3456 for assistance. Thank you for your cooperation.
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