Good day to you.

Once upon a time, there was a large, closely knit herd of wildebeests. One day, during a massive stampede, one young member of the pack got desperately, hopelessly lost. He was eventually adopted by a family of hippies, who, in a drug- induced stupor, mistook it for Music/JohnLennon. The young wildebeest was released into a world of acoustic rock, drugs, free love and psychedelia, and from that point on would be known as the Tye Dye Wildebeest.

And then he got an account on TV Tropes. Just because.

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OK, in all seriousness...

I'm the Tye Dye Wildebeest; I'm your average {{Non Action Guy}}/ {{Cloudcuckoolander}} trivia nut with abiding interests in musical theater, comedy, rock music, animation, and, as you would expect, overanalyzing fiction.

[[folder: Tropes That Describe Me]]
* Agnosticism: Though I was raised Jewish.
* ApologizesALot: Sorry if my page isn't exciting enough so far.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Justified, in that I actually DO have ADD.
* AwesomeMcCoolname --@/EarlOfSandvich
* TheBabyOfTheBunch: I was the youngest and least experienced student in my grad school class, probably because I was one of the few who started the program straight out of college.
* BadassBaritone: Subverted. My voice does register as a baritone, but I sure as hell ain't a badass.
* BerserkButton:
** Any kind of bigotry or prejudice will get me steamed, but ableism, homophobia, misogyny and misandry piss me off the most.
** Also, [[SuicideDare people who encourage others to kill themselves]]. If you've ever done this in RealLife, '''screw you'''.
* BigOlEyebrows: Downplayed. They're not ''huge'', but they're very... defined. They pop out.
* CatchPhrase: Lately I've taken to saying, "Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy..." whenever I'm distressed.
* CloudCuckoolander: Not all the time, but I definitely have my moments. For instance, in a play I was once in, we had originally planned to use a cardboard box as a prop for one of the scenes. My director decided that we didn't need it, and he told me that we were 'cutting' the prop (as in, removing it from the final production). After he told me, I spent the next five minutes [[LiteralMinded looking around for a box cutter]].
* FunnyAfro: Well, technically, it's a jewfro.
* GoodWithNumbers: I took AP Physics as a high school sophomore and ended up acing the final exam (though I did have to study my ass off to reach that point).
* GuiltComplex: It's kind of a problem I have... whenever I see someone unhappy, I instinctively think that it's somehow my fault.
* JewishAndNerdy: Well, I'm Jewish, and as a troper I think it's a given that I'm pretty nerdy.
* LargeHam: I have a habit of lapsing into this from time to time on stage. It's actually a bit of a problem; I need to learn how to be more subtle.
* NonActionGuy: Yeah, I'm pretty weak. I am quite a good fencer, though.
* NiceGuy: Well, I try to be, at least.
* OneOfUs: Well, you're here...so yeah.
* PluckyComicRelief (sayeth [[@/{{sgrunt}} me]])
* SillyMeGesture: In my case, it takes the form of lightly smacking my forehead.
* {{Squee}}: I catch myself doing this way, way more often than I should.
[[/folder]]

'''Plays and Musicals TDW Has Acted In''':
* ''You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown'' - As Linus
* ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods'' - As the Narrator/ Mysterious Man
* ''Edward Albee's The American Dream'' - As Daddy
* ''Spring Awakening'' - As Moritz
* ''Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead'' - As Hamlet
* ''Theatre/YouCantTakeItWithYou'' - As Donald
* ''Picasso at the Lapine Agile'' - As Sagot

'''Pages TDW Has Launched''':
* BewareTheLiving
* ChubbyMamaSkinnyPapa
* EnemyPosturing
* FrightInducedBunkmate
* ''Podcast/IfIWereYou''
* MotivationalKiss
* StealingTheHandicappedSpot

'''TDW'S FAVORITE WORKS'''

'''Film''':

[[folder: Drama]]
* Film/ToKillAMockingbird
* Film/ForrestGump
* Film/DeadPoetsSociety
* Film/TheTrumanShow
* Film/GoodNightAndGoodLuck
* Film/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest
* Film/TheKarateKid
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Comedy]]
* Film/TheProducers
* Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail
* Film/YoungFrankenstein
* Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure
* Film/DuckSoup
* Film/{{Clerks}}
* Film/{{Ghostbusters}}
* Film/{{Zombieland}}
* Film/{{Airplane}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Action/ Sci Fi/ Fantasy]]
* Franchise/StarWars
* Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial
* Film/{{Gremlins}}
* Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera
* Film/LordOfTheRings Trilogy
* Film/{{Labyrinth}}
* Film/TheDarkKnight
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Animation]]
* Disney/{{Aladdin}}
* Film/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas
* Anime/SpiritedAway
* Disney/{{Pinocchio}}
* WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}
* WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles
* Film/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut
* Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Musical]]
* Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow
* Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory
* Film/GuysAndDolls
* Film/WestSideStory
* Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof
[[/folder]]

'''Musicians/ Artists''':

[[folder: Rock]]
* Music/TheBeatles
* Music/GunsNRoses
* Music/TheWho
* Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival
* Music/TheOffspring
* Music/SteelyDan
* Music/{{Metallica}}
* Music/TheWhiteStripes
* Music/SimonAndGarfunkel
* Music/JimiHendrix
* Music/{{Gorillaz}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Hip-Hop/R&B]]
* Music/StevieWonder
* Music/RunDMC
* Music/BeastieBoys
* Music/{{Usher}}
* Music/MarvinGaye
* Music/KanyeWest
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Pop]]
* Music/MichaelJackson
* Music/EdSheeran
* Music/ElvisPresley
* Music/BrunoMars
* Music/{{Adele}}
* Music/LilyAllen
* Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Comedy/ Parody]]
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic
* Music/TenaciousD
* Music/TheArrogantWorms
* Music/{{Psychostick}}
* Music/TheLonelyIsland
* Music/NinjaSexParty
[[/folder]]

'''Literature''':

[[folder: Authors]]
* Creator/IsaacAsimov
* Nick Hornby
* Creator/MarkTwain
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Specific Works]]
* Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame
* ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}
* Literature/AnimalFarm
* Literature/AboutABoy
* ComicBook/{{Maus}}
* Literature/IRobot
* Literature/ThePhantomTollbooth
[[/folder]]

'''Video Games''':

[[folder: Series]]
* VideoGame/SuperMarioBros
* VideoGame/PunchOut
* VisualNovel/AceAttorney
* VideoGame/SuperSmashBros
* VideoGame/{{Kirby}}
* VideoGame/MegaMan
* VideoGame/TimeSplitters
* VideoGame/AdvanceWars
* VideoGame/WarioWare
[[/folder]]

* I'm also a pretty big fan of VideoGame/TeamFortress2 (The Engineer's my favorite class).

'''Television''':

[[folder: Live Action]]
* Series/TheHoneymooners
* Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus
* Series/TheTwilightZone
* Series/FawltyTowers
* Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway
* Series/OneThousandWaysToDie
* Series/TheWalkingDead
* Series/AdamRuinsEverything
* Series/StrangerThings
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Animated]]
* WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons
* WesternAnimation/SouthPark
* WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic
* WesternAnimation/RobotChicken
* WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}
* WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries
* WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse
* WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty
* WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse
[[/folder]]

'''Other''':

[[folder: Web Original/ Webcomics]]
* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic
* WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows
* WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged
* Webcomic/{{XKCD}}
* WebVideo/JakeAndAmir
* WebVideo/HardlyWorking
* Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness
* WebAnimation/DeathBattle

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Miscellaneous Guilty Pleasures]]
* Music/DragonForce
* Music/{{Disturbed}}
* Film/KungPowEnterTheFist
* Film/TheThreeStooges
* WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy (but only pre- cancellation)

[[/folder]]

'''Signature Archive''':

The best part of waking up... is acid in your cup.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Set out running but I take my time, a friend of the devil is a friend of mine...

Gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face!

Riddle me this: if you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you. What are we?

If you need to put other people down in order to empower yourself, you're absolutely pathetic.

God wants you to wear a hat.

'''Accounts Outside of TV Tropes''':
* Youtube: fdrdevotee
* Sporcle: wildebeest
* Steam: BaritoneZombie

(Credit goes to Stolen By Faeries for the idea)

'''Vandalism Goes Here''':

Vandalize me, captain!- @/MrW

You have been vandalized! BONK! -- [[@/EarlOfSandvich First Vandal! WOO!]]

Is it really vandalism if you ask for it? ~[[@/KuroFox Kuro]]

It's sad to see so few vandals on a page, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SvDr3FHM9A but I will fix that!]] Yes, I will! --@/SeanMurrayI

Really? I thought clerks was a documentary... - {{Tropers/Dynamod}}

The faeries note your lack of vandalism and are unamused. They seek to rectify it. - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}

And now I'm vandalizing this page AGAIN! -- @/EarlOfSandvich

We like a lot of the same things. I shall vandalize in honor of our similarities. ~[[@/{{Bellacide}} Bella]]

KEKEKEKEKEKE YOUR PRIVACY HAS BEEN ASSIMILATED BY [[@/{{BlaineTheM0n0}} BLAINE THE M0n0!!!!!]]

By leaving this comment, I made you "a victim of coicumstance". Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! - {{Tropers/AlBundyFan365}}

YOU! You must goand play {{Minecraft}}! Or DwarfFortress! Or {{Lamento}}! But that has yaoi, so maybe not that one... -@/{{Enkufka}}

FREE LOVE!!! *grope*-Vanthebaron

The faeries return with flowers to vandalize the page with. Beware of the thorns. - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}

Hi! ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}}

How did I miss vandalizing your page?! Oh well. [[{{Pyromaniac}} -sets the page on fire-]] :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}}

[[LargeHam GREETINGS, CHILD OF THE EARTH, FROM THE VOID!!!!]] - [[@/VoidsEmpathy The Watcher]]

[[LordOfTheRings There is something in the water...]] -@/{{desdendelle}}

Hey, man. @/InhopelessGuy

Ailedhoo was not here. This is not vandalism. [[TrueArt It is a duck.]] @/{{Ailedhoo}}

* Looks like this is the first time I've vandalized this page. Any randomness will be randomly randomized out of boredom, apparently. - [[@/SBaneN Shane]]

* Hello! Round one of vandalizing here, and wondering what your favorite pony is. [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
** Can't believe I didn't notice this until now! It's Pinkie Pie, by the way.