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There are too many words to describe me, but I shall go with the simplest. I sometimes slip into using long words to describe very mundane things, like a rube goldberg. I have Asperger's Syndrome and Hyperlexia (the opposite of dyslexia. Think about it.) I read extremely fast and type fast. I can also type without looking at the keyboard. I am what would be considered a "nerd", although nobody calls me that anymore after i FALCON PUNCH'D a bully in the face using a nerdrage fueled fist. Nobody bothers me anymore.
I play World of Warcraft, and I use a Mac. I can already hear the booing, but i'm slightly biased towards Macs because my dad WORKS at Apple.
One day, i'mma strap jetpacks to pigs so I can laugh at everyone who said "when pigs fly".
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