Not that guy.
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is
Ozymandias, king of kings thespacephantom, once & future insomniac:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Stuff he likes:
Tropes That Describe Him:
You guys can put stuff in it if you like. Be sure to sign your name!
If you want to vandalize my page, do it below this line, and you'll get a free non-cookie!
- But I want a real cookie! -sulks- -Compassionate Sadist
- My troper contract doesn't allow the giving out of real cookies, as stated in article 12a, section B. -Gives non-cookie-
- If you're in space how do you get internet? -Lolipod Distortion
- what do you think of arkham city so far?and what exactly is a non-cookie? -Dontcallmewave:
- Haven't played it. YOU DARE QUESTION THE NON-COOKIE? NO SOUP FOR YOU!
- Hello to you, good sir. I must say your presence here in TV Tropes is breath of manliness the place needed -tips the hat- Juancarlos11.
- You just made my day! -gives non-cookie-
- You're still pretty badass since last time we've met. Juancarlos11
- Oh, you want ANOTHER NON-COOKIE, DO YOU! -gives non-cookie-
- The faeries wish to see the cookies. And to steal your foodstuffs. - StolenByFaeries
- My true enemies. I always knew this day would come. You can take them when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
- Ohai dere! Iz diz tiemz for lolcatz nao? :3 Totally not counter vandalism! =P
- Counter-vandalism? Is that like Counter-Strike? -gasp- OHMYGAWRSH A TERRORIST RUN!
- We All Live in America. Amerika ist wunderbar. (I shall return.) ~theindefiniteone
- You DARE as to tell of your return? YOU MONSTER!
- I AM THE COMMANDER OF THE GEARS! Lol GearLeader
- I AM THE VOID!!!! - Voids Empathy
- YOUR HOMESTUCK AVATAR IS AWESOME! It also compelled me to get up-to-date with the series. So, thanks, Phantom! :D -Herr Kman
- Which one? I have several.
- Let's just say anything Homestuck related is awesome, thus, making you absorb a good amount of the awesome in the process of using something Homestuck related as a symbol of your person. In short: they're all awesome, making you awesome.
- I see a red page and I want it painted black, dunununununu du du du du du duuu nu nunununu (Starts mumbling incoherently) OrangeSpider
- The faeries have stolen your space-gear. - a kleptomaniac faerie
- MY SPACEMAN SUIT -goes on an epic quest to rescue the Spaceman Suit-
- *sees Homestuck avatar* Can I get a fist bump? - Mega Rock 35
- Have two. -x2 fistbump combo!-
- *Gnaws* - Guess who.
- System uplink established. We know what you have done. We know where you are. Please send non-cookie to the attached address, or the feds will be forced to raid your location. - Oblivion4568238
- BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Gee, that's a lot of n's.
- YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE VANDALISMS SO WE PUT A VANDALISM IN YOUR VANDALISMS SO YOU CAN VANDALIZE WHILE YOU VANDALIZE- gentlemanorcus
- I DO LIKE DEM VANDALISMS!
- SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEE!!!! ~raigakuren
- BUT THEN WHO WAS WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT -Kaitou Sai
- AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
- I REFUSE TO MAKE YOUR PAGE BETTER - That space lesbian
- Well, that's just rude! >:(
- VANDALISING IN BOLD SPECIFICALLY TO CONFUSE EVERYONE - SunshineWerewolf
- VANDALIZING IN RED SPECIFICALLY TO CONFUSE PEOPLE LESS
- I have the distinct feeling you like Homestuck. Whatever that is.- lolacat
- WHATEVER WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT
- How have I not left my mark here? That's surprising. Anyway, squawk squawk. I'm not gonna crap on your desk, because eww. —Trevor Whatever
- That's thoughtful of you! Thanks! :D
- squiddleTron feels it is appropriate to reciprocate the act of wall vandalism, and to mention its enjoyment of the troll ponies!
- Hey, thanks! By the way, you got the 100th edit. Have a cookie or something.
- I agree completely with squiddleTron and you're invited to vandalize mine too (as long as you're not a troll). Keep on the good work! - Amused Troper Guy
- Hai! ^-^ - Zersk
- You were banned!? 8o squiddleTron feels bad for you!!
- But I'm not banned anymore!
- There is no way you are younger than me! Kexruct
- You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?
- Daryl II and I both vandalized your page, spaaaaaccccceeeeeyyyyyyy... - AwesomeZombie22
- You seem interesting enough.. Here, have a pint! *hands you a drink* ~ A Rabbit Filled Nightmare
- but i'm underage! Oh, what the hell. -drunk-
- Normally I'd be irked by an uncapitalized handle... but ouy're a pretty cool guy, halo, so I'll let ya slide. ~Muramasan13
- thanksh! :D *hic*
