Tropers: The Good Samaritan
I am The Good Samaritan, and my life is ruined. ...Well, maybe just the ending of Mass Effect 3, but whatever. -My real name is Tyler Stockton. Do not try to Google it. I've tried. None of the results even come close. -Serious sci-fi geek. Books, movies, television shows- you name it, and I will probably watch it. Even if it's horrible. Especially if it's horrible. I'm kind of an ass like that. -Aspiring animator. I have a long-standing hatred for Michael Eisner, who almost single-handedly rendered my dreams useless, and who is responsible for Disney's fall from grace in recent years. -I have a deviantART account. It is terrible, mostly because I'm only recently updating it after a long hiatus. -Deadpan Snarker to the end. Hope that won't offend you. -One of my ancestors is Theodor Tobler. Maybe you've heard of him.