The Lobster is a female human in her early twenties. She is a French major and has an unhealthy interest in becoming a polyglot. She has interest in a great many other things, most quite geeky. She probably attributes this to the fact that her father insisted on dragging her into the Special Edition Star Wars movies when she was nine. Before that she seemed to be a fairly healthy and normal child (albeit with an unusual interest in astronomy and reading books). Nowadays she mostly occupies herself with reading, writing, fangirling, playing video games, and cosplaying for anime conventions. She has cosplayed Momo, a Jedi, and a Sim. She also occasionally writes fanfiction, which can be read here. This page is a result of the fact that The Lobster continually forgets that TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life. She has been a crustacean since the age of fifteen, and does not remember which pages she has edited.