The Kakapo is a 23-year-old temp in a dead-end job with limitless access to the Internet.
Having discovered the TV Tropes Wiki, she doubts she will do much else in her hours at "work". She gets a sick pleasure out of shuffling long entries into categories.
She is the creator of the Green Wing
page, and its pimp. She also created the Bedlam House
entry, which is fitting. She would have created the page for Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
if Fire Walk
hadn't done it already!
She has also contributed for
Her personal vision of pergatory is being forced to spend time in the same room with the Indonesian Tree Man. Hell would be becoming said Tree Man.
She suspects that her employers know this is what she is doing with her time, and are biding their time before they frame her for murder.