I am The Good Samaritan, and my life is ruined. ...Well, maybe just the ending of Mass Effect 3, but whatever.
-Serious sci-fi geek. Books, movies, television shows- you name it, and I will probably watch it. Even if it's horrible. Especially if it's horrible. I'm kind of an ass like that.
-Deadpan Snarker to the end. Hope that won't offend you.
-One of my ancestors is Theodor Tobler. Maybe you've heard of him.