Heyo. I am a snarky, cynical, very British troper with a love of stand-up comedy, video games and fantasy novels. I like to think of myself as a writer (although I can only write for a bit before getting bored), and a critic (although he can't be bother to record any of his critisisms. Known for the fact that he keeps a pocket watch with him, despite the fact that wristwatches have been around for a good 80 years.
Stuff:
- Acceptable Political Targets: Tories, UKIP and the BNP.
- Badass Longcoat: A rather nice black moleskin one, often combinded with a trilby for full effect.
- Berserk Button: Don't stick your toungue out at me.
- Catchphrase: Oh bugger.
- Deadpan Snarker: Hell yes.
- Nice Hat: The afformentioned trilby. An ushanka I wear also counts, although it unfortunatly has a hammer and sickle on the badge, leading to Unfortunate Implications
- Shameless Self-Promoter: The only reason this trope is here is to promote the book I'm writing, available from all good bookstores eventually. Maybe.
- Sophisticated as Hell: I use this quite a lot, often helped by the fact that I carry an old-fasioned umbrella around with me. And of course, the pocket watch.
- Making Use of the Twin: Averted; I'm an identical twin and have never taken advantage of that fact. It's sugested to me all the time, though...