Asexuality: A closeted one, due to fear of facing the worst that it could happen in a Chinese family.
Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: I don't know who I inherited it from, but there's some ants on the floor I need to go wipe them out and I have a friend who's somewhat like me too.
Brilliant, but Lazy: Uh. I'll do this tomorrow. I'm still recovering from the movie making group project for doing it solo.
Buffy Speak: I do that switch-word-for-long-gratuitous-explanation thing as often as I make lame puns.