[[caption-width:223: "They see me posing, they hatin'"]]

[[hardline]] Taco Ninja, a ([[{{Bifauxnen}} FEMALE, DAMMIT!]]) troper from ol' Blighty. A shy creature whom you may see scuttling around TV Tropes being a grammar nazi. Do not expose Taco Ninja to large amounts of Rap, [[HollywoodAtheist Christian music]] or [[BrilliantButLazy work]]. She will melt. Do not feed her after midnight and if you value your life; proofread your edits so she doesn't have to correct all your silly little typos (although she totally will).


!!Examples that apply to this troper:
* AdultChild: Well, teenage child anyway. *Picks up her [[RedDwarf Starbug]] model* ZOOOOOOOOM~ ^3^
* [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Attention Deficit ooh a butterfly *swats at it*]]
* ApologisesALot: Bump into someone accidentally? "So sorry!", someone walks into you and doesn't apologise? "Sorry!", someone crushes your foot and just walks away? "sorry...". It's the British way.
* BiTheWay / AnythingThatMoves
* {{Bifauxnen}}: I occasionally get mistaken for a guy, do they not notice the [[{{Friends}} heaving beasts]]?
* BigEater: Oh-ho yes, my love of food has made me into a fat bitch, and I LOVE IT! Tryin' to tone it down a bit.
* BerserkButton: [[{{Yiff}} Pokemon yiff]], flying insects, crap music, idiotic people, [[{{Pokemon}} 1st Gen Purists]], the list goes on...
* BileFascination
* {{Bookworm}}
* BookDumb: History dumb, geography dumb, mathematics dumb, science dumb, smart otherwise.
* BrilliantButLazy: I don't mean to brag but... *yawn*.
* BuffySpeak
* CovertPervert: People seem to think I'm asexual because I never talk about naughty things... Boy are they wrong, I have one of the dirtiest minds ever.
* CompanionCube: I collect plushies, I have loads of them but the most prominent always seems to be the latest one I get.
* CloudCuckooLander: I'm always staring off into space or inside the happy place inside my head, it kinda makes me hard to talk to and- PIE! :O
*** True story: My mother and I were walking down the high street and having a very deep conversation about religion, philosophy and the like. We just happened to walk past a shop with pies in the window. Of course I put the brakes on - mid sentence - and yelled "PIE!". I had just realised I was hungry see. I also talk to my dogs... They're good listeners.
* CloudCuckooLandersMinder: My mum is this to me. I do silly things like spend all my money on plushies when she's not around.
* DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm: "Is that sarcasm? [[QuizzicalTilt *head tilt*]]"
* DeadpanSnarker
* GamerChick: A huge one, you rarely see me without my DS in my hands.
* GentleGiant: I'm pretty big for a girl anyway. And huggable...
* GrammarNazi: A slightly lapsed one.
* {{Nerd}}
* NiceHat: A black trilby hat... [[OwlBeDamned with an owl badge.]] And as of now a black 20's style one with a nice big flower and several bug pins.
* NoSocialSkills
* LargeHam: When I drink a bit too much or just when I'm really enjoying myself.
* ObfuscatingStupidity
* StrangeGirl: And proud of it, dammit.
* RidiculousProcrastinator: "I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by". :)
* TallDarkAndBishoujo
* TheQuietOne
* YaoiFangirl: A SERIOUS one. Although not to the point where HetIsEw, It's just that you see het everrywhere and Yaoi is more interesting. :P

!!Pages I've launched (not a long list because I'm too lazy:
* BillBailey
* TheWolvesOfTime
* IBoy
* IAmACat#
* {{Challengers}}

!!Tropes I like:
* CrowningMusicOfAwesome
* HoYay: FFFFFFFF- *nosebleeds*
* SweetDreamsFuel
* NightmareFuel
* HighOctaneNightmareFuel
* PlotWithPorn
* HellIsThatNoise
* IdiotHero
* CloudCuckooLander
* {{Kuudere}}
* TroperTales

!!Stuff I like:

* {{Pokemon}}
* OnePiece
* DevinTownsend: [[ MY LORD! *grovels and trembles*]]
* {{Oddworld}}
* TheLegendOfZelda
* FlorenceAndTheMachine
* TheTyrantFallsInLove
* [[LittleButterfly Little Butterfly]]
* CrimsonSpell
* {{iBoy}}
* StudioGhibli
* Film/HowToTrainYourDragon
* WatershipDown
* {{Bioshock}}
* [[DisneyAnimatedCanon Disney]]
* [[{{Music/Voltaire}} Voltaire]]
* DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog
* OuranHighSchoolHostClub
* GunnerkriggCourt
* AzumangaDaioh
* CowboyBebop
* PlusAnima
* LupinIII
* {{Mother 3}} and {{Earthbound}}
* {{Nintendo}} in general
* BillBailey: My troll lord and master *bows*. (I launched that page thar).
* StephenFry
* AFishCalledWanda
* RedDwarf
* ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
* TheAngryVideoGameNerd: (I prefer his non-sweary movie reviews though really)
* DoctorWho
* MontyPythonsFlyingCircus
* SonicTheHedgehog
* QuestionableContent
* BrawlInTheFamily

! I've had a story rolling around in my head for yonks that I've only just started writing down. I'm also working on it as a sort of graphic novel (it isn't very good) and it's incredibly gloomy, [[BoysLove gay]] and violent.
Xander is a 17 year-old homeless boy living in a park in London. Late one night he sees a boy drowning in a flooded river and saves him. The boy is a strange, quiet blonde called James who develops an attraction to Xander which isn't helped by Xander making him his new pet and dragging him around everywhere. Eventually Xander learns about James' crush on him and [[BerserkButton doesn't react well]] but later offers to keep being friends with him as long as he acts like nothing happened. There are subplots with a dangerous gang that Xander is a part of, a sadist teacher and his hot daughter and a [[TheCasanova lecherous guy]] who seems to know a lot about Xander.
* ArmouredClosetGay: Xander is quick to insist that [[IfItsYouItsOkay it's only certain men]] when it's really this.
* BadassBookworm: James although he doesn't show the former until he rugby-tackles a dangerous gang-leader.
* BookDumb: Xander.
* CrapsackWorld
* ClosetKey: James to Xander, naturally, although it takes a while.
* DarkSecret: [[spoiler: Xander has several; his rape at the hands of the man he works for, his job mugging and involvement in drug-dealing]] which oddly enough, one character already knows.
* HatesBeingTouched: I gave Xander Sensory Defensiveness due to my own experiences with it.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: And present...
* HomelessHero
* IntelligenceEqualsIsolation
* IronWoobie: [[spoiler: Xander has to be, having mug people and sell drugs to pay his rapist, hoo boy...]]
* JerkassFacade: Oh so very much Xander
* NoSocialSkills: Oddly Xander (who has a total of one friend) has less social skills than James who has absolutely none.
* NotSoStoic
* NotAMorningPerson: Xander doesn't sleep well because of the trains rumbling by over his head every night. He has constant black rings under his eyes because of it.
* PeekABangs: James, until his abusive mother goes and [[RapeOfTheLock cuts it all off with a knife]]
* TimeSkip
* UnluckyChildhoodFriend: Arthur to [[spoiler: Xander]]
* RapeAsBackstory
* StoicWoobie: James. He has to deal with more or less constant bullying at at school and his mother and brother having absolute control over his life. Really the only way he manages to deal with it is his books, schoolwork and fantasies of his absent father coming to take him away.
* {{Seme}} & {{Uke}}: Although I've tried messing with the stereotypes with a uke that needs to be forceful otherwise the seme wouldn't do anything and a seme with a very submissive personality (although god forbid he ever show it).
* WrongSideOfTheTracks: Takes place in one of the blacker areas of London. Oddly enough I've based it on my hometown in north London which is actually quite rich place.
!!Any comments and general graffiti can go under here. :3

* @/{{Sen}} says: Hi! I discovered yer profile through the OldShame TroperTales, and, well, it's a real cool profile! Yer certainly funnier than me! Obligatory "yay!" because you also dig ''EarthBound''. :D And... is that a ''RedDwarf'' I see on the list? AWESOME!
* @/{{Sen}} sez: Me again. Sorry for taking nearly a week to notice yer shout, but it's mostly 'cause my profile is the least-checked page on TVT - I usually just drop by when I have to add another page I created. Ayep, yer definitely awesome for liking them - I haven't even gotten halfway through Earthbound and I just got hooked on it so much I decided "hey! I want to do something similar!" and began writing a similar-ish story (it's now become my first writing project ever that I haven't lost interest in yet and is just two pages short of the big 200 already). And yer hat is indeed nice. Rawkon! :D
** Amusing sidenote: apologising a lot is "the British way"? Gee, between this and one of our sociology teachers informing me of the Underground etiquette of not looking at other people, I think me and my introversion are gonna fit in just fiiiiine. :)
* @/{{OriginalHobbit}}: Also found you via OldShame and wanted to say hello as well. You are, in fact, very funny and this is a great profile. I am now going to stop talking so I don't seem like a creepy stalker, but I'll say it's nice to find a fan of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses from across the pond, very surprising. Another thing; you certainly do not look like a {{Bifauxnen}} to me.