Smarty Arse is an animation enthusiast who loves writing disturbing stories. Often soft-spoken, I am known to be a
deadpan snarker. I have an obsession for random humor, like
Mighty Boosh, [[Animaniacs]]
Monty Python's Flying Circus and
Regular Show. I may seem shy and quiet at first, but once I warm up I'm as loud and obnoxious as the next guy.
I provide examples of:
Big Eater: Thankfully my matabolism works FAST
Lazyass genious
Hates being hugged: I have no problem touching, however.
Jerk with a heart of gold: according to my family,
High Octane Nightmare Fuel: My imagination
NEED COFFEE
Older than they look
Pale skin black hair
Sibling rivalry: Heavily dislikes her
younger sister
Squick: Enjoys "That's what she said!" jokes a little too much.
NEED SWEETS
Woobie