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• Enjoys:
  • His wife (Sexy and Smart). His daughter (2 and hilarious). Games of any and all type (God of War to Kirby's Dreamland; Dungeons & Dragons to World of Darkness; chess to Warmachine). Kittens. Not having cable (Yay, Internet!). Reading (except textbooks). Sleeping. Twisted Humor (Andy Kaufman, The Aristocrats, The Whitest Kids You Know). Good Movies (Spider-Man 2, Casablanca, Pan's Labyrinth). Bad Movies (Blind Fury, Beowulf [Christopher Lambert one], Big Trouble in Little China). Good Movies about Bad People (No Country for Old Men, Riddick, Boondock Saints).
• Does NOT Enjoy:
  • Papercuts. Backache. Getting up before 10 o' freakin' clock! (it's criminal) Not owning my own store. The obfuscating bureaucracy that college has become (Why do you think all the good doctors are from India, now? Country can't survive on lawyers alone!). Boring work. Internet Forum Cock-mongers (you know who you are, m@zt0r_CH33ph, and should be ashamed!).
• Pages Launched:
  • nothing.