An asexual troper of American origin. Overly long joke has run its course. Has apologised to TMOH; has much of this very wiki still to apologise to. Tends to make an asshat out of emself in general. At one time, had a pointlessly long list of series and tropes here, and has serious lapses of third-person writing all over this very wiki. Digs vampires of the moustached, lesbian, dancing, and broodingvarieties, with a side of Masquerade-less ones and an odd bit of sparkle for taste.
