"Eh, fuck it."
—My general opinion on many things.
14 year old male from London. Enjoys Video Games. Has the highest
CAT score
in his school. Is not any more popular for it.
- Berserk Button: Whenever a movie doesn't get time travel right. Example: in the latest episode of Doctor Who (The Waters Of Mars), The Doctor intervenes in a "fixed event" in time, making a main character die on Earth rather than on Mars. We then see the newspaper headline for that day CHANGE to show this. In reality, if he had gone back in time and made her die on Earth, the newspaper headline would have always said that, which means he wouldn't have intervened, which means she would have died on Mars, which means he would have intervened, which means she would have died on Earth, which means etc, etc. Freaking DOCTOR WHO made this mistake. Henceforth, the only ANYTHING which I have seen get time travel right is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
- For reasons I HAVE EXPLAINED FAR TOO MANY TIMES IN REAL LIFE TO GO INTO IN WRITING, Apple products.
- Crazy Awesome: Me, while improvising lines in a play, and being asked what my plan is: Plan? I don't need a plan.
- Deadpan Snarker: Any problem can be solved with around 50% sarcasm and 50% cynicism.
- Gentleman Snarker: I affect a persona of someone from the God damn 18th century to people I don't know, but to people I do, it's much more hit-and-miss.
- Insufferable Genius: I am, admittedly, difficult to get along with.
- Jerkass: People are interesting. Reactions more so.
- Not Good with People: Type 2, as I'm sure you can figure out from reading the rest of the entry.
- Pay Evil unto Evil: Completely justifiable, in my opinion. Of course, having no friends and being bullied by a metric fuckton of people in my first primary school probably doesn't help my objectivity much, but I still think that if someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
- Quintessential British Gentleman: Actually a confusing mix of this and The Mean Brit, inheriting the Quintessential British Gentlemans posh accent and penchant for old fashioned hats and coats, classical music and scones, and The Mean Brits brutal honesty and cutting wit.
- The Mean Brit: I tell people what I think of them, which is often not much.
- Too Clever by Half: Debates are my speciality.
- True Neutral: See page quote for further explanation.
