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Location: California, USA
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Food: Cheeseburger
Political Party: Republican
Troping Since: August 28, 2009
Resident Nut Of: American Civil War history. Tropes Created:
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The Tropie Awards 2010The first annual Tropie Awards are in progress and the voting will be recorded here by Parable News for posterity! This year's categories, a brief description, and the winners are as follows: Most Likely To Punch Out Cthulhu: Who could take one a Cosmic Horror? It was a tough fight but it looks like the very first Tropie award goes to our resident pryomaniac, Haven!
"Thank you, thank you! I can't say what an honor this is, to see that you, my fellow tropers, have such confidence in me and my main characterhood.
Y'know, uh...eldritch abominations—Cosmic Horrors as I still like to call em, heh—are funny things. Trying to walk in a straight line in their presence is like, well, if I was trying to do that right now—except without all the absinthe! *nervous laugh* An' sometimes, the merest glance or sound directly at one can fry your brain—true fact, folks, watch the kids.
But when you get right down to it, they're like us in one significant way: all it takes is a good left hook. Thank you, and spay your Lovecraftian entities and xenomorphs."Most Epic Thread: "HAY ZUDAK!" started off sitting pretty, but the voters soon showed who they favored and after a fierce competition, "Troper Updates!" has been chosen for the best thread of all time!
"Well folks, I'm honored. It's been quite a long run with you. When Fast Eddie first launched me back in May, I never even suspected that I'd be so popular! I thought that my older brother Random Conversation Thread would be bigger than me for sure, but nope! I guess you guys like talking about yourselves.
116, 000 posts! That's crazy. I mean, 4000 something pages! That's ridiculously long. I'm huge - not in the fat sense of course, heh - well okay fattened by your love and possibly some narcissism.
Remember the bad times? Deaths, breakups, sorrow of all sorts. Remember the good times? Life, love, unbounded happiness. And of course the boredom. Can't forget the boredom. I have it all! I couldn't have asked for more.
In conclusion, I thank you for my gracious victory over that shitheaded fucker HAY ZUDAK, the password is mostepicthread, and I spiked the punch. Good night, everybody!"Most Likely To Become Famous: Winning by a nice margine of 5 votes is the one and only (or is it the faceless and many?) AFGNCAAP! Our most famous-to-be Troper! Next time you turn on the tv, watch out for her! Strangest Derail: A strange award and an even stranger acceptance speech! Totaling 13 votes, Parable News is proud to announce the winner as "Blowjobs to Linguistics!"
Blowjobs: "Hey, thanks folks! We're really happy you even thought of us, and I'm ecstatic that we where able to win!"
Linguistics: "…Um… W-we're both really happy to be here, and thank you for your thoughtfulness."
Blowjobs: "We'd like to thank everyone who was there that day, and I want to thank everyone who brought both of us together!"Crowning Troper Of Horny: An award whose winner was a foregone conclusion but nonethless very much looked foward to, Blackmoon is the "Crowning Troper of Horny!" His entendre-laden acceptance speech was smug but inviting and Blackmoon can look forward to immortalization thanks to this award!
"Friends, Tropers, Countrymen, And Zoidberg... the road to Crowning Troper of Horny was long and hard, and it came upon me faster than I expected. It was far from unpleasant, though, and well worth the trip. So I stand erect before you, my pride firmly held aloft for all to see! But where would the Crowning Troper of Horny be without the ones who helped him along the way?
Well, I probably could've done it singlehandedly, but it would've taken a lot longer and wouldn't be nearly as pleasurable. I had to beat off the other contenders with both hands for this title, but though they were hardened warriors one and all, the eager crowd knew who was in control of the situation.
But I'll digress and be the bigger man— I don't wish to toot my own horn here— and say that the competition was stiff, but all just as worthy of the prize. Now that we're over that hump, I have to say I feel a sense of release, of satisfaction. So I'll just say it's quite an honor to win this major award, and I'll conclude by saying you all need a good hard fucking. By fucking, of course, I mean a round of applause.
Thank you, and goodnight."Most Nightmarish Nightmare Fetishist: Made Of Meat Most Successful Derail: Abortion-Pies Funniest Post: I just read this thing called a "book" Best Sockpuppet: ~ Most Romantic Ship: