Tropers / Richierua

Hello. Thank you for viewing my page. I am struggling not to write this page as if it is a dating site's page.

Well. Basic information for a rough picture. About 5 foot 7. Big shoulders and bigger legs. Very strong. You will have to take my word for this. Face has been described as "nice" (whatever the hell that means) . Hails from Ireland. I am a devoted catholic which puts me in the same category as the Panda I suppose. Like the Panda, I also never get laid. I like to tell myself that this is through my own choice. The Jury is still out on that one. I am ginger (a NICE shade, not an orange) with marble like green-blue eyes. Small nose with a WHOLE lot of blackheads. It's a pain in the posterior. I am an unashamed videogame nerd and Warhammer 40k weirdo. I play Guard. I suck badly.

I have a decent, if dark to pitch black and at times self depreciating, sense of humour. I am a hopeless romantic (read:"complete sad sack") although I have yet to meet a woman who goes for that. I am wojus at sports of all descriptions (except boxing, mostly due to sheer enjoyment). I live in Ireland and am attending a school. We shall see if I survive. Struggling to make this sound less like a dating site entry. Shamelessly in love with the Mass Effect series. Cannot stand World of Warcraft. Pepsi kicks Coke's arse anyday.

In short, i'm in it for the Troper Tales.

I also recently had the pleasure of discovering that there is a page of the Something Awful Forums that mocked the ever loving shit out of me. I am deeply touched guys. Seriously. I shat bricks.

This jackass provides examples of:

  • Food.
  • Snarky women.
  • Black Shirts (not the paramilitary organisation, the article of clothing)
  • Peaked caps (uniforms just get me).
  • Russian folksongs and the Red Army Choir.
  • Irish Folk songs.
  • The fact that I have a large arse.
  • Completely innapropriate jokes
  • Slightly rude songs.
  • The Spoony One.If you don't think that he is awesome, I will fight you. That's no lie.
  • Catholicism.
  • Vauegly Asian women.
  • Classical Music

  • Atheists who think religion is the central human attribute, to the exclusion of all others.
  • Snarky women.
  • Dj's that do not know when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
  • Rap music.
  • The fact that I have a large arse.