Hello! We're glad you expressed interest in our exciting product, Pumpkin Muffin. The standard Pumpkin Muffin model comes complete with
- One (1) Pumpkin Muffin
- One (1) laptop computer
- One (1) metric crapload of books (assortment of fantasy, history, and YA fiction)
- Several (S) items of Tim Burton memorabilia
- More (53) dolls than you care to contemplate
- Too many (Tm) small antique items of little more than sentimental value
- One (1) pencil
- One (1) sketchbook
- One (1) PITT fine-point art pen
WARNING
This product will cause exposure to the following tropes:
Never
expose this product to poor spelling and grammar, as it will explode due to an
uncorrected error in programming. Placing a Pumpkin Muffin unit near other Labyrinthian(r) units will cause it to
begin singing David Bowie songs at high volume.
Otherwise, please enjoy your Pumpkin Muffin. As always, a very good day to you from Random Muffin Industries!
