Cap'n Mari the Somewhat Rough (or Cap'n Mari the Mad, dependin' on yer outlook), at yer service. If'n that's too much of a mouthful for ye, ye can jest call me Cap'n Mari. Or Mari. I be nay picky wi' me names, after all.

A'ight, enough of that for now. I may be a pirate but I don't always have to talk like one. Just your average, run-of-the-mill crazy person. I also go by Inane Insanity or nonsensicalAbsurdity, albeit much less often. Unfortunately my username being piratemari is not conducive to a working link, so this will have to do instead.

I really only made this to remind everyone that [[SecretOrganizationCravingIntelligentEnigmaticTropersYonder SOCIETY]] is watching you. Yes, you.

Mostly a lurker. Generally, any edits will be purely cosmetic, as typos and misspellations (made-up words, yay!) make me twitch.

Possibly the only person in existence who was not completely and utterly confused/bewildered/brain-broke when they finished reading the MindScrew that is TsubasaReservoirChronicle and {{xxxHoLic}}.