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Call me Storm [but not Stormy, that's my neice!]. That's my nickname. I sometimes go by the longer version of my handle, Storm Parakaitz. But if you MUST shorten Parakaitz, please make it "Kaitz" and not "Para".
I'm just some crazy troper that always posts in red when she uses forums. I'll do it on this page, and I'll do it on my vandalism of other tropers, but that's all you'll see of it outside of the forums. If you want to have a shit fit that's just fine with me.
I'm a 19-year-old budding reborn-soulbonder, I guess you could call me. I also write Fan Fic a lot, but I don't post a lot of it online because I either lack a beta-reader or I just hate my own work too much. I have a website called Mystic Wish, [1] and it's pretty much what my online life revolves around. I take webmastering and web design fairly seriously. My website is one of the most important things in my life right now, as when I was a child, I kid you not, it was my dream to own a website.
I'm also a bit of a Mama Bear when it comes to my dog, a 5-year-old female beagle named Wish. [2] ◊ I live with her, my biological parents, my older brother, my boyfriend, my aunt and [step] uncle, my cousin, my dad's jack russel terrier, and two cats in the middle of nowhere in Washington state, USA. My aunt and cousin aren't actually blood-related to me - My aunt used to be married to my dad's brother, but my dad's brother is an asshole, and we call my aunt my aunt still because she's just that awesome and her new husband is so much cooler. My dad's side of the family is severely fucked up, but when we moved from Las Vegas [my hometown and where I lived for the first 18 years of my life] we left all their sorry asses behind.
If for some bizarre reason you want to talk with me, my Skype is StormTheChao. I have a few other messengers but I like Skype the most. Inquire. I also have a deviantART and LiveJournal but I don't actually like either of those sites.
Mah Supa-Awesome Frienz
My Fandoms
- Ace Attorney - Oh my god I'm just a HUGE Ace Attorney fan. I write lots of fic, will discuss it for days without getting tired, and I roleplay with AA characters a bit too. My favourite game in the series is probably Justice For All just because it gets no love and it has my favourite case [Turnabout Big Top!] but Ace Attorney Investigations is a very, VERY close second. My favourite characters and ships:
- Byrne, who is a fucking DILF. I ship him with Tyrell Badd like crazy because it's like M Preg without the nasty pregnancy part! ...Oh wait that's called Kid Fic? Ahhhh I love it either way. <3
- You're also looking at a huge Troupe Gramarye fan, particularly Valant. I ship him with Thalassa and Zak, but I don't ship Zak and Thalassa. Between my friends and I, Valant has gained a bit of an unusual reputation for being sexy, funny, and everyone wants to touch his stick...
- Of course, I mentioned my love for Justice for All and Turnabout Big Top above - Max Galactica is why. I believe I am the one that INVENTED Max/Valant, a ship that passes in the night and there's a particular advertisement in AAI that made this fangirl scream so loud that the rest of the house got monumentally pissed at her.
- Oh, and I do ship Franziska/Adrian. :>
- Pokémon - Which has been my fandom for most of my life. I prefer the monsters than the human characters, though I do my own stuff with the humans as well. The problem is, no one ships what I do when it comes to the humans, so I leave my ship-squeeing to Ace Attorney. My favourite generation might still be 2, but I'm not corrupted by my Nostalgia Goggles, no worries. Some favourites:
- My favourite type is electric. The only electric type I don't like, as a matter of fact, is Electrode, but in the past I've had my beefs with Zapdos and Raikou as well. They've since then been resolved. Usually when people create forum-wide Pokemon Leagues, they put me as the electric trainer. I really like Jolteon, Manectric, and Luxray the most.
- My favourite legendary is Latias, and my favourite Eevee form is Jolteon. When you think about it, both of these are really obvious.
- My favourite gym leader is Volkner, for sure. Before he came along I struggled between Wattson [who had GREAT character] and Lt. Surge [who was pretty good looking]. But Volkner takes the cake here. I'm also really fond of Clair and Jasmine. Sabrina is an obligatory favourite, and I have a soft spot for Blaine.
- My favourite member of the elite four is Lance, hands down. He's hot as hell: he has red hair, and a caaaaaape~ and the only two elite four members that have even come close to being as cool as him are Karen and Lorelei.
- My favourite Pokemon of all time is Jolteon. Latias comes in second place. I've gone by the handle "Eon Storm" because of this. I love Latias' characterisation [and I had a bit of a crush on her] and Jolteon is the reason why I got into Pokemon in the first place.
- Who said I couldn't ship the human characters? Dawn/Zoey, Lorelei/Clair, Morty/Eusine, Jasmine/Janine, Sabrina/Koga, and James/Harley!
- Metal Gear - Hot guys, Ho Yay, hiding behind shit, and sniper rifles? Sign me up! My first Metal Gear game was MGS2 [no, really] that I saw on sale at Game Crazy for like 5 bucks, and I had a friend that talked obsessively about the games, so I decided to get it. I ended up falling in love with it and now I'm more obsessed with the series than my friend is.
- My OTP is Snake/Otacon. It relates to my OTP in Ace Attorney, so scroll up and apply that here. This is probably the only fandom where my OTP is common. And yet, for some reason, my fanfic and fanart collection is low. Someone, tell me where the sekrit Snake/Otacon fangirls post their arts!
- Nah, just kidding. My OTP is really Solidus/Otacon's cat. What, you think he doesn't have a cat? You're delusional.
- Also, Raging Raven/Naomi is femslash crack goodness.
- Dragon Ball - I saved the best for last! Actually, the Dragon Ball fandom hates me, but I love it all the same. I'm one of those rare people that prefers Z to DB by leaps and bounds, and don't speak to me about GT. This is also the fandom where my dark side shows, since most of my ships there are just... insane. If you don't care about my crazy, look below, but TREAD LIGHTLY!
- My OTP is a strange one. Bardock/Vegeta. And of course, the only way for this to happen is by AU, which doesn't bother me a bit. However... I don't dig the time travelling business. Nope, I ship YOUNG Vegeta with Bardock. Oh, and you may want to know that I ship Vegeta as a bottom in every single ship regarding him.
- I have a strange obsession with Turles. Which is odd, because I actually never watched the movie he is in. My headcanon [which I know is false] insists that he is Goku's brother, which makes me a fucked-up individual for shipping him with Bardock and Raditz like crazy...
- I'm pretty notorious among my friends for disliking Goku. And I do. He's a glory hog. My dislike for the character is one of the reasons why I don't really ship him with Vegeta as much as the rest of the fandom.
- Cell is a top favourite character of mine just because of all the canon tail vore. Oh, and the fact that Buu eats his enemies also makes him a favourite of mine. Aaaa~
- Freeza is actually my favourite villain in the series [if you don't count Vegeta as a villain]. He's so brutal when he fights and he has so much potential for beautimus artwork. Oh, and my favourite Freeza form is his first. The small one with the horns. I have a thing for small critters with tails and Freeza is like the perfect example.
- favourite character is Vegeta, obviously, he's kind of my Launcher of a Thousand Ships. Okay, so take off the kind of. I ship Vegeta with almost anything male [the only female being 18]. My favourite Vegeta is the little one seen in the Bardock special, but a close second is when he first arrives on Earth with the tail and scouter. <3
Now you know exactly how crazy I am. Here's some tropes.
Tropes that I'd fit under
- Adipose Rex - A lot of the King family is this [except for my father and therefore me], but I mostly linked here Just for Pun.
- Berserk Button - A handful of them, but the main one is my dog, Wish, and anything negative concerning her.
- Bi the Way
- Big Screwed-Up Family - I'm really grateful and lucky that my father was the only one of the Evil Matriarch's children that wasn't severely fucked up in the head, the Evil Matriarch being my grandmother on my dad's side. I don't know my mother's family well enough but they aren't fucked up, I can say that much.
- Blind Without 'Em - Quite literally.
- Die for Our Ship - Only really applies to my Snake/Otacon OTP. Every other ship I'm good with being broken apart.
- Does Not Like Shoes
- Embarrassing Middle Name
- Everyone Is Gay
- Fiery Redhead - Surprisingly not naturally redheaded. Unsurprisingly possesses some Irish descent anyway.
- Gender Blender Name - Not my real name [except for my last name, "King"] but my offline nickname is Storm.
- Good Cop/Bad Cop - On my forum, with onee of the other admins. I'm the good cop.
- Green Eyes
- Heterosexual Life Partners - With my best friend.
- Het is Ew
- Launcher of a Thousand Ships - My launcher in Metal Gear is Solidus and in Dragon Ball it's Vegeta.
- Mama Bear - Don't even JOKE about hurting Wish.
- Marijuana Is LSD - Applies to my brother. No seriously. Relates to me because my brother's reaction to it is why I'm not allowed to do it.
- Nightmare Fetishist - I'm a pretty big vorarephile
- One of the Boys
- Perverse Sexual Cake Eater
- She Is The King - What? My last name is King! On a more serious example, on my website, I go by "webmaster" and not "webmistress".
- Mild Transvestite
- Viewer Gender Confusion - Especially online, where around 90% of the time I'm mistaken as a male unless I'm at a website dominated by females. On the phone and on Skype, I'm also mistaken as a male, because my voice apparently sounds like a dude's. I'm pretty sure the only reason why I'm not mistaken as a male offline is because I have long hair. Well, I'm about to cut it, so we'll find out, eh?
- Why Did It Have To Be Bees - or fires, or moths...
- Yaoi Fangirl
Vandalism!
- Another soulbonder? Cool beans. - Iverum
- I care. I care a lot. ALL HAIL THE CRIMSON MESSIAH! - Krrackknut.
- HAY YOU CRAZY BIZNATCH WITH THA ADORABLE PUPPEHHHH yay you finally soulbonded! :) Love yaaaa!-Star a.k.a. DarkLadyCelebrian
- I'll forgive the red text, though I must say it has my mod finger twitching, because you seem smart and interesting. Keep it up and you'll fit in well here! :) —Morven
- Helloooooooooooooooooooooo friend! - Arkinea
- IM SEEING RED LOLOLOL
- YOU! :D - Flanker 66
- So...you like red? How unique. :) - Keybreak
- Sorry, but the red is just hurting my eyes. I hope you understand.
- Bad idea, hun. I'm your friend. Listen. They didn't mean anything bad by it. Calm down.
- Yes they fucking did. They meant everything bad by it. I'm not a moron.
- The red's not showing up. You gotta remove the space after each colon. Or did some random glitch hit your profile? - Bonsai Forest
- [[color:green:And now it works right after I hit "save". Must have been some weird glitch on my end.
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