"ahem" Now, how should I introduce myself...

OK, I got it! Hello everyone, my name is Cory J.G, but I much prefer to be known as Cory of PRIVATE Corp. I am a young writer, in hopes to become a successful writer and many other career opportunities that are in my future. I am currently a writer for fan-fictions, starting out with a big debut of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5336765/1/Ed_Edd_n_Eddy_Deadlocked# Ed, Edd 'n Eddy: Deadlocked]]'' and I have many more ideas along the way, with a sequel to that plus two more stories, and several others in different genres. I am also a ''certified'' mechanical draftsman, with an official degree stating that I have passed the exam, and I am currently working on advance machinery building.

I am getting the hang of TV Tropes, and I am learning everyday about what makes it up and what fits where. I am very much a watcher of television, mainly CartoonNetwork shows, but occasionally watch DiscoveryChannel for [[MythBusters Mythbusters]]. I have still a long ways to go if I want to comprehend the idea of tropes, but as time goes by, I'll try to get to know everything and I will be adding my own bits to this very site. It'll be a while, but who knows? I am a pretty fast learner.

!!Tropes that associate with me:

* [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!]]
* AuthorAppeal: The following will be seen in my stories...
** Characters wearing [[BadassLongcoat Longcoats]] along with [[NiceHat a wide-brim hat]]
** A mechanic/engineer somewhere
** ''[[NightmareFuel Good old-fashioned Nightmare Fuel...]]''
** [[SinisterScythe Scythes]] and [[HeroesPreferSwords swords]]
*** In which the sword is going to be a [[KatanasAreJustBetter katana]]
* AuthorAvatar: I got a few
* BerserkButton: Don't even get me started!
* BewareTheNiceOnes: It's all about temper. Otherwise I am extremely nice
* BigEater
* [[BlindWithoutEm Blind Without 'em]]: [[SubvertedTrope Not really]]. I can't see clearly from extremely far distances, that's all
* CatchPhrase: Look in UnusualEuphemism below
* ChaoticGood
* CloudCuckoolander: I have my moments...
* [[ClusterFBomb Cluster Crap Bomb]]: What I can't make up with curses, I can with "crap."
* CollectorOfTheStrange: I do pick up random objects and take them home.
* CoolShades: For the pair of goggles that I got.
* CrazyAwesome
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did I Punch Through Freddy Krueger's Stomach]]?: Yes, and he did return for some revenge but I survived.
* DreadfulMusician: I have a love for music, but I can't sing for crap.
* [[SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale Fan-Fiction Writer Have No Sense of Scale]]
* FatalFlaw: It's death and I ain't talking TheGrimReaper
* FunPersonified
* GadgeteerGenius
* GoshDangItToHeck: Seriously, I can't curse whatsoever. Period.
* HyperspaceArsenal: I am capable of pulling weapons out of thin air behind my back.
* [[YouFailLogicForever I Fail Logic Forever]]
* [[YouFailNuclearPhysicsForever I Fail Nuclear Physics Forever]]: Case in point, ''Ed, Edd 'n Eddy: Deadlocked''
* IHaveManyNames: And where do you think I have them? Online, [[CaptainObvious duh]]! Heck, I got multiple variations of my own pen name, with a common spin being "Cory of PC."
* InformedAbility: Altering my voice without changing the way I speak. Yeah, that takes talent.
* MoodWhiplash: This goes with my BerserkButton.
* NeatFreak: I do like to keep all that I have on my computer organized, and I have a tick about trying to keep things straight and orderly. Also don't like black/white boards dirty for an odd reason...
* NightmareFuel: I drink the stuff for breakfast.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant
* NoRespectGuy: * rolling tumbleweed*
* OhCrap: I have many moments like these.
* OneWingedAngel: *whistling*
* OutOfFocus: That goes with my eyes.
* RealityWarper
* RedOniBlueOni: Representing my Rage and Arctic Demons
* RewritingReality: I have plans to do so
* {{Schemer}}
* [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Screw the Rules, I Make Them!]]: My way of thinking when it comes to writing
* SeriousBusiness: I take my cartoon-watching ''very'' serious.
* SlasherSmile
* SmallNameBigEgo: Victim of it.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: "PRIVATE" should be all caps, as it is an acronym
* StealthPun: One spelling of my pen name is "Cory of PC." It should tell you what I like best when it comes to computers...
* TalkingToHimself: Every. Single. Day.
* ThisIsGonnaSuck
* TrademarkFavoriteFood[=/=][[TrademarkFavoriteFood Drink]]: Cheese pizza with Barq's root beer.
* UnstoppableRage
* UnusualEuphemism: My CatchPhrase of "holy crapamunde"
* [[WouldntHitAGirl Wouldn't Hit a Girl]]: I'm a gentleman in nature. I treat my ladies with respect.
* WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys: That's my question to you.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: And so, so so many other things.

!!Things that I don't like:

* AbusiveParents
* [[{{Cult}} Cults]]: There is one on the Internet and it is very familiar [[{{Facebook}} ...]]
* [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkers]]: My sister is one. Otherwise I find them funny (with me being one)
* ExecutiveMeddling: And this is why I am wondering about my position still watching CartoonNetwork...
* [[FlameWar Flame Wars]]
* HoYay: Only on extreme levels (as in Yaoi), but otherwise slightly comfortable with it
* [[IdiotBall Idiot Balls]][=/=]TooDumbToLive: There are a few people I can list. Otherwise, the Idiot Balls that I like are [[DumbIsGood funny]], which I like
** [[TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Fred Fredburder]]
** [[FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Cheese]]
** [[CoconutFredsFruitSaladIsland Coconut Fred]] (I WANT TO STRANGLE HIM!)
** KanyeWest
** Jack Thompson
** Lamar Smith
* [[JerkAss Jerkasses]]: I had one for a freaking '''TEACHER'''!!
* RealityTV: With some exceptions... upon the definition of "reality"
* [[WallBanger Wall Bangers]]: Up to the point where a created a hole big enough for escape convicts out of... or for me to bring down my house

!!Series that I like:

* [[AdventureTime Adventure Time with Finn & Jake]]
* AnimalCrossing series (...What?)
* {{Bone}}
* [[CalvinAndHobbes Calvin & Hobbes]]
* [[CodenameKidsNextDoor Codename: Kids Next Door]]
* [[EdEddNEddy Ed, Edd n Eddy]]
* {{Freakazoid}}!
* [[GhostBusters Ghostbusters]]
* KingdomHearts
* TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack
* [[{{MUGEN}} M.U.G.E.N.]]
* [[MythBusters Mythbusters]]
* {{Naruto}}
* OnePiece
* PearlsBeforeSwine
* {{Pokemon}} (only for the video games and movies)
* [[RatchetAndClank Ratchet & Clank]]
* {{Rayman}} series
* RosarioToVampire
* TheSims series
* WhoseLineIsItAnyway?
* {{Karakuridouji Ultimo}}
** And oh so many more.

!!Projects of mine:

''[[FanFic.{{Ptitleg39ft8zz}} The Ed, Edd n Eddy Project]]'' - a trilogy that features the Eds in three crossovers that expand three separate fields of media. With it all starting with a bizarre dream before a scam going awry, the Eds came closer in order to defeat the greatest threat in their dreams. Now out, the Eds are teaming up with people from another worlds in order to stop a wave of evil infecting the universe. And things wrap up with a trip that expands through time, with a mission that involves the Eds trying to get back before all of reality falls apart.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5336765/1/Ed_Edd_n_Eddy_Deadlocked# Ed, Edd 'n Eddy: Deadlocked]]''
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6272222/1/Kingdom_Hearts_An_Ed_Edd_n_Eddy_Story# Kingdom Hearts: An Ed, Edd n Eddy Story]]''

''Flapjack and Nautilus''
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5534596/1/The_No_Sugar_Act_the_Candy_of_Youth# The No Sugar Act & the Candy of Youth]]''
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6110115/1/The_Criminal_Contraptions_of_Nautilus# The Criminal Contraptions of Nautilus]]''

''One Piece''
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5526975/1/Tales_from_the_Psy_Mar_Crew# The Tales from the Psy-Mar Crew]]''

''Codename: Kids Next Door''
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5675339/1/Op_SPLINTER_CELL# Operation: S.P.L.I.N.T.E.R.-C.E.L.L.]]''

** Along with others on the way.

... Jesus crap, I have a ton of work ahead of me. Oh well, I got plenty of time.