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Tropes that describe me:

• All Girls Want Bad Boys: A firm believer of this.
• Aperger Syndrome: I was diagnosed when I was twelve.
• Bad Liar: The only reason why I'm so honest is because I'm a bad liar.
• Beige Prose: My preferred method of communication, though I do slip into Purple Prose on occasion.
• Buffy Speak: I sometimes lapse into this when my brain stops working.
• Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Sort of a side-effect of having Asperger's.
• Cloud Cuckoolander: See above.
• Deadpan Snarker: I like to think of myself as this, though in all probability I'm not.
• Genre Savvy: Most of the time, except for the times that I'm not.
• Grammar Nazi: Not really, but I do have an... unusual compulsion to spell everything properly.
• I Just Want to Be Special: Oh, so very much.
• I Need a Freaking Drink: Or twelve. Or a hundred.
• Jade-Colored Glasses: More than once have people told me that I sound "like a tired old man."
• Loser Guy: Describes me perfectly.
• Most Fanfic Writers Are Girls: Most fanfic writers are girls. I am not a girl. What does that say about me?
• Nice Guy: I like to think of myself as this as well, though other people have actually told me as much.
• Ninja: I've claimed to be one more than once.
• Purple Prose: I try to avoid this as much as I can, though it does get the better of me sometimes.
• Rouge Angles of Satin: Averted. When I use a computer, a spellchecker is often completely unnecessary.
• Self-Deprecation: I have yet to meet anyone more skilled at this than me. Though since I don't met many people, this probably doesn't count for much.
• Shameless Self Promoter: Averted- I prefer to keep a low profile.
• Those Two Guys: Sometimes I feel I'm more of a That One Guy- I'm too boring to be the main character of my own life.
• True Neutral: The paragon of perfection that I strive to achieve.
• The Unreveal: My personal Pet Peeve Trope.