"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Arius, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this,
Ninja Moogle, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow..."
Nah, just kidding.
I'm a dude. In
both senses of the term. I dig on video games (natch— 'round these parts, who doesn't, apparently), classic literature (think Shakespeare), movies, and I REALLY like music (just wish I played something...)
So what started as a typical stream-of-consciousness Internet surf led to a
LONG NIGHT. About seven months of what I call "wiki-lurking" later, I have finally started editing— I'm on
Ironic Nickname,
Dogged Nice Guy, and
Camera Abuse.
This Troper provides examples of the following:
- Boisterous Bruiser: My best friend refers to me as a "personality shotgun".
- The Lancer: The Call Put Me On Hold, and I'm getting really tired of "The Girl From Ipanema".
- Superpowered Evil Side: depending on who you ask about it, it's a wonder I don't turn green...
- Chivalrous Pervert: and how.
- Dogged Nice Guy: The Friend Zone is a well-traveled place; should ever you find yourself passing through, stop over and say hi.
- Knight in Sour Armor: Combine this with The Last DJ, and you basically have my professional demeanor.
- Never Live It Down: ask me about my brainfreezes! Because it's not like everybody else isn't telling the same goddamned story...
- Cluster F-Bomb: though it's more of a surgical cluster bomb, if one could imagine such a thing.
- Bucket of Ears: If I spoke as well as I wrote, I'd be set. Unfortunately...
- Fun with Foreign Languages: I speak two other languages, albeit not very fluently. However, I know enough of either language to adequately vent my frustrations.
- I Meant to Do That: a catchphrase of mine, used in response to being proven an idiot of awe-inspiring magnitude: "... Oh. Oh, I knew that. I knew that."
- Air Guitar: seeing as how I leave my apartment with my iPod with greater certainty than pants, and I play Guitar Hero and Rock Band religiously... yeah. Speaking of...
- Power of Rock: The Sword. That is all.
- Texan Drawl: Nowadays it's starting to stay closer to the surface (damn you, Lonesome Dove), but for a while it came out when I'm either angry or trying to be funny. Because apparently, I'm a laugh riot when I'm both.
- Neutral Good
- The Obi-Wan: That's what you get when you're the college kid amongst highschoolers. Of course, it wears on the patience somewhat.
Oh, and should you care: 25/m/Ft. Worth.
