NARF Nra is a (TEXAN!) troper. He shall be editing this to include links latter.
Despite being Texan, he thinks Poland is the best country ever. America is pretty conceited to tell the truth.
Notable Character Traits:
- According to other people has above avg. intelligence.
- Personally believes he just cares more about knowing things.
- Analytical sometimes.
- Thinks about everything as he does it, usually rewrites things even as he types them, to make them sound better.
- Studying to be a Mechanical Engineer.
- Is very prone to mood swings, one event can change him from a total crazy into a sad sack or a bored guy.
- Known Emotional States:
- Bouncin' off the walls!
- Pretty much null to the outside, but teeming with ideas inside.
- Bored and simple, acting kinda like a rock and talking like Eeyore.
- When annoyed, I sorta put up a mild psychotic armor to deflect annoyances. This has lead to some scares, but I wouldn't hurt someone unless I had too.
- Wishes he knew someone who understood the same things he did
- Note: Lives in the middle of the bible belt, making the Atheist Democrat thing a bit difficult to keep.
- Loves his parents and family(But finds his siblings ridiculously annoying)
- LOVES: Dr. Pepper, Electronic Devices, Chaos, Creating Anything, Intricate Systems, humor, Music of all kinds bar Screamo, Biology and Engineering, Starfish Aliens, inventing languages, Epicness, stories featuring aliens or other similar life-forms
- Video Game Genres: Shmups, Metroidvanias, Anything with good flavor or ideas behind it or lets you tell a story(So yeah, RPG's).
- Note: This is also an extension, because NARF Nra anything and everything that lets him create. From Sim City to an RPG maker, he'll try it to see what he can do. Made a nice Dezaemon game in his spare time once, and considered it his greatest true achievement.
- Example Games: Magic: The Gathering, 199X - The War Against Destiny, Metroid Zero & Primes 1 & 2, Paper Mario, Blastworks,
- Movies: Action Movies like the Matrix Sequels usually, but a good Marx brothers movie always works, Series include Dr Who both new and old, many kinds of battle Anime
- Books: Adores Discworld, likes most fantasy or sci-fi books, many kinds of battle Manga
- HATES: Stupid Decisions, People Who Don't Get Hints, Annoyances, Games that are violent yet contain no real content, Games where you do the same thing over and over with no real changes, any FP Ses that don't have an exploration focus like Metroid, Humanoid Aliens(My Berserk Button in fact), Stories that contain no non-human intelligent life
- I can be a little too judgmental sometimes, but is very open on most things.
- I'm fine with any kind of sexual orientation, but am a Straight male myself.
- Mostly Democratic, dislikes Republicans but only if they avoid the point of discussion.
- Believes that all religions are true in their own right, though has none of his own.
- Nerdy(Hey, I go here :P)
- Wears glasses!
- Thinks of himself as fat, yet apparently isn't according to others
- Wishes he were tall and lanky to tell the truth
- Favorite colors are Green, Purple, and Pink. Loathes Yellow.
- If NARF Nra were a fiction character is something he imagines all the time. He's made whole universes just so he could imagine himself in them...
- Almost always wields either a Sinister Scythe or Cat's Claws
- Wishes he had extra appendages, usually Combat Tentacles or Spider Limbs. (Naughty Tentacles are strictly prohibited, don't get any ideas. Tentacle Rope is basically the most useful application though.)
- One particular iteration has giant, Doc Ock inspired tentacles featuring such things as extra eyes(red of course), energy field generators, electicity prongs, and various other devices.
- Never wants to be the BIG Big Bad, at most The Dragon but would also love being an Almighty Janitor or perhaps Contract Killer.
- Almost always associates with any of the following elements: Darkness, Gravity, Earth, Plant(I likeys plants), and Poison/Acid,
- Will occasionally associate with the following: Fire, Light(Not holy, actual Light), Mental/Psychic,
- Usually has his left eye as his weakness, has a whole mythology about how he keeps his soul there.
- One particular universe that he and a few friend in school maintain is one about their life as superpowered beings.
- In it, NARF Nra is the resident being of Gravity, Plants, Acid, and the Hoboverlord.
- He respawns within a few seconds of dying, within a seven foot radius, but compensates by being around 1 hit wonder status
- This makes him basically a sort of annoying recurring miniboss.
- However, my one weakness is COTTAGE CHEESE which delays my regens or can even seal me until someone helps
- Has godlike powers in the presence of cardboard due to Hoboness
- Not a drunk, but acts similar when high on Dr Pepper.
- As you can see, I spend a heck of a lot of time thinking this stuff up. Many's the time when I turn on music and just imagine awesome fight scenes.
- I have about a bazillion doodles over the years, and every one is something I wished I could use in fiction
- However, I really suck at drawing :(
- Is not an Egyption Pharoah named Naruffen-Ra in disguise, although he has considered using the idea in a story sometime. In fact, I think I will after writing this...
- This may explain why he finds Anubis Necromancess from MM Zero so awesome.
Tropes I Characterise:
Other Accounts & Info:
- Axe Crazy: Not completely, but acts like it sometimes. Also prevalent in fiction.
- Blue and Orange Morality: Stealing Dr. Pepper is just plain wrong. Stealing a pen is necessary for survival.
- Brilliant, but Lazy:
- Catchphrase: ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF [Exorbitant Number]!
- Chaotic Neutral: Would prefer to be Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, or even Chaotic Evil, but is really this. Almost always imagines myself as on the evil side.
- Crazy-Prepared: After watching a movie or a game I prepare a contingency plan for every creature in it attacking. Even GOOMBAS.
- Death Glare: Actual Quote: "That's my Coat. Put. It. Down."(They did)
- Geek Proud to Be a Geek
- Goldfish Poop Gang: In real life, I'm a sort of annoying recurring miniboss. And we are in a group, so this.
- Green Eyes: Yup. Glad to be Green.
- Son of a Mixed Marriage: My mother is black, my father is white. Interesting, eh?
- Noble Thief: I usually steal things just to give them back and explain how I did it.
- Noodle Incident: That one time with the Dr Pepper Cans and the Souffle... Yeaaah.
- Ordinary High-School Student
- Improbable Weapon User: Anything can kill if you use it hard enough.
- Large Ham: Not what I am normally, but I play the part amazingly well...
- Villains: I try to make myself this to combo with Large Ham. It's fun!
Just google up NARF Nra
, I'm pretty much the only thing that comes up! Sometimes I'm registered under NARF.
- Used Websites: Advance Wars By Web, TV Tropes, Zeta Flow, The Pokemon Factory, Darius Wiki, Moderator at the gradius Wiki, Youtube!