You are standing in a room, with a whiteboard on it. There is a note on top of the whiteboard.
>READ NOTE
it says, "Describe Mr. Argent here".
>DESCRIBE MISTER ARGENT HERE
You have no idea what a Mr. Argent is, but whatever.
You imagine he's a fellow from Illinois who edits a website called 'TV Tropes' periodically, and hangs around a IRC channel.
You imagine that he's created the following tropes:
It takes some time before realizing that this is of no consequence to you.
>LEAVE ROOM
You go out the only exit, bearing south.
There is a familiar phone booth in front of you.
>[s] Have climactic final showdown with old foe
