Tropers: Mistressof Ceremonies

"Work towards change, accept defeats, decline despair".

You know that part in the Mary Poppins movie, whereupon she produces from within her bag a short description of herself, written on what seems to be that strip of paper that comes from inside a fortune cookie? The part where she declares herself "Absolutely perfect in every single way"?

Yeah... well, that's not me. And I'm okay with that.