Hello, there. I'm Mega Magikarp. Just your generic Coloradan person thing.
See also the page of deathpigeon
, my boyfriend.
Tropes that apply to me on this wiki
(Feel free to vandalize this part)
tropes that apply to me
- Actual Pacifist: I refuse to hurt anyone, regardless of the circumstances. To the point where my worst nightmare is getting drafted into the military.
- Adorkable ~ deathpigeon
- Ambiguous Gender:Judging by what a lot of people say about how I look, both here and IRL, I could easily pass as either a guy or a girl depending on how I dressed and acted.
- Apologizes a Lot
- Bi the Way: Closer to Pansexual, bur I identify as Bi for simplicity's sake.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Which I am none to happy about.
- Brought to You by the Letter "S": I have a scarf with my initials on it. (Techinaclly, they're actually my great-great grandfather's initials, but he had the same initials as me, so...)
- Catch Phrase: "If you say so" "I'm not quite sure how to respond to that" "Sometimes, you have to pee on the electric fence for yourself"
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: With both Aspergers and ADHD, this is to be expected.
- Crazy-Prepared: I never leave home without a water bottle, or at least I try not to.
- L Is For Dyslexia
- Nice Hat: Quite a few. And I never leave home without one.
- Proud to Be a Geek: Who here isn't?
- Self-Deprecation: I have a bit of an inferiority complex.
- Sickeningly Sweet Hearts: With deathpigeon - Stolen By Faeries
- Too Kinky to Torture: I'm...A bit of a masochist... >.>
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Thunderstorms and bees.
I have two sockpuppets. Go give them a hug!
- USE HYPER BEAM! - Anomalocaris 20
- Compassionate Sadist used VANDALISM! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! - Compa
- You are vandalised and I claim my $5. —a vandal
- Ok, but there is a chocolate tax, so all you get is 31 Cents. -Megamagikarp
- Is there any reason why your name isn't "Megashinymagikarp"? - AlBundyFan365
- Because of the reason that I have no idea what is. - Megamagikarp
- Oh magikarp I hope you never evolve Wannabeotaku
- Hello there. ~ Super Greatness
- Hello, Fellow Troper. Juancarlos11
- MOAR VANDALISM, BITCH!
- Well, Vandalism is fun.
- 'Ello, gov'nor! —Tre
- It's not just a magikarp! IT'S A MEGAMAGIKARP! RUNNNNNN! -Thespacephantom
- Yes...yes...this is a fertile land and we will thrive... -WandereroftheWastes
- Hello! :-) —Fuzy2K
- Why is your avatar so rarely a Magikarp?
- Because you are headcrab zombie.
- Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava, / Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana. / Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava / Tvoyo dostoyanye na vse vremena! - Sabre's Edge
- Don't be so cruel to your sockpuppet! Even sockpuppets can become something more... -The Ginkei
- BUT WHAT IF I DON'T WANT THEM TO
- I haven't done this before!? *gleefully smashes up page with crowbar* — Hotel Kilo
- Good day sir! Let me introduce you to my grandson, uh... er... I forgot, what was his name again? -Tye Dye Wildebeest
- I am full of sandvich, and I am coming to vandalize your page! -Earl of Sandvich
- How have I not set your page on fire yet? Oh well... - Nekoalexa
- The faeries have stormed the page. There is no way out anymore. - StolenByFaeries
- ...Is that good or bad? Or both?
- How could they know just what this message means? The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams.
- I was going to give you as a gift to someone else, but that would mean I'd have to sell my shoelaces, among other...wait...that's not what the Gift of the Magi-karp is about? - Retsof Noraa
- I made the faeries restore the door. I'd still stay out of the Tweens if I were you. - StolenByFaeries
- Still don't get what you mean by this.
- Hi. I'm finally vandalizing your page! :D -Enkufka
- Ah, it seems you have not yet had the pleasure that is me vandalizing your page. I'll be swift, but I won't be gentle. - Sakan4k
- to answer your question its blades, Baron of Blades...Swords was the original name for the card suite now called spades, Baron is a royal title...its a card joke. Vanthebaron
- The Vandals are coming. Will you ally yourself with them, with the Ostrogoths, or the Huns, or the Romans? Neutrality is not an option. ~Aliroz The Confused
- I shall instead side with the Canadians.
- I am vandalizing myself, because of the fact that this is apparently the 100th time this page has been edited. 101th time because of a typo. =P -The Very Owner Of This Page
- :3 Cookie? -Enkufka
- The faeries are here with pokeballs. It's ok - they accidentally locked themselves in them. XD - a very silly faerie
- Vandal running short on time ~Enzeru
- VANDALISM FOR YOU - Naneykins
- HELLO!!! I HAVE RETURNED ONCE MORE FROM THE DARK VOID!!! Now I will throw a bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy here!!!! -Voids Empathy
- -steadies rifle and makes sure knife is in pocket- I don't like magikarp. But one that is able to edit TV Trope pages and write on the forums is nice. -throws weapons away and gives megamagikarp a biiiig hug- :D ~theindefiniteone
- ...Um...Hello to you too? o-o
- I have not yet vandalized this page? Interesting. Well, no-one said you need a thread to do so! Hi, I'm [insert name here], but you probably knew that already. -cue accidentally creepy smile-
- My vandalism would contribute more to your evergrowing community. - WolfMan16
- I honestly can't believe I missed your page for so long. It's a travesty, it really is. -Phoenixor
- I revenge cuddle you!
- thing goes here Aiko Heiwa
- If there is a vandalism section, I must vandalise it! :O Raineh Daze
- Dude... I left one of my poems around here. Hang on... <pulls out paper> AH here it is.
Magi is a really cool guy,
He shares my taste in fashion,
He's a man of words, not action.
He's a funny guy, I must say,
It's nice to have him every day,
And what to what pleasure do I owe him?
I have to say, hating the guy is a pure sin. - The Songseamster
- >Happy hug< Now. If only you would rework that so it refers to me as a girl. =P
- Huh. Long time. A little dusty... Inhopelessguy
- First time I vandalized this page. That Human
- My first time here. It feels warm...Oh, wait.That's Magikarps' guts. Urg. ~Dhana Ragnarok
- Hi there. Nice to meet you. Unleash your Magikarp Power! -Dalexterminate
- Nice to meetcha! Now you have to clean up that mess I didn't make. It's not human blood, though, so don't worry. And it's definitely not the blood of a newly birthed goat, used in a sacrifice to summon the harvest killers. Tehjinx
- I am going to invoke the Tethercat Principle and give you a never ending hug. *Hugs forever.* - deathpigeon
- Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious - oh, pneumono-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcani-koniosis! -Logan Locksley
- Huh, I can't believe I haven't written anything here before. Well then...YOU'RE AWESOME, OK? —Central Avenue
- As a similarly bisexual sadomasochist, I say hello. I Love Dogs
- But, are you sometimes-hyperactive, transgendered, from Colorado or have ADHD? o-o -The Very Owner Of This Page
- Hyper as all hell, but probably not transgendered, although bottoming seems like fun. And, I'm from New York. I Love Dogs.
- What does bottoming have to do with transgenderedness? =P -The Very Owner Of This Page
- Not much, in hindsight. Sorry. I Love Dogs
- What are you apologizing for?
- Have i been here before? - Who Needs Sleep
- -Shoves Rare Candies into mouth- EVOLVE DAMN YOU!!! ~raigakuren
- By the power of Gayskull....! Okay, bad joke aside. Have fun, man. ~Hydronix
- Vandalism! 8D
- Requiescat in pace; requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine. -Fires a hail of arrows- -desdendelle
- If you don't mind, I'm just going to devour your donut-holes. ~With love and donut-holes, Prometheus136
- You had an everstone all this time!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ~raigakuren
- Much love from your home boy, I knew you from the streets and the ghetto. Now look at you, your all grown up and runnin' your own gang. I'm proud of you son. ~PinkHeartChainsaw
- A MEGA magikarp? Something that big should make a huge splash... maybe it's a tad effective. - Amused Troper Guy