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Hello, there. I'm Mega Magikarp. Just your generic Coloradan person thing.
See also the page of deathpigeon, my boyfriend.
Tropes that apply to me on this wiki
(Feel free to vandalize this part)
tropes that apply to me
- Actual Pacifist: I refuse to hurt anyone, regardless of the circumstances. To the point where my worst nightmare is getting drafted into the military.
- Adorkable ~ deathpigeon
- Ambiguous Gender:Judging by what a lot of people say about how I look, both here and IRL, I could easily pass as either a guy or a girl depending on how I dressed and acted.
- Apologizes a Lot
- Bi the Way: Closer to Pansexual, bur I identify as Bi for simplicity's sake.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Which I am none to happy about.
- Brought to You by the Letter "S": I have a scarf with my initials on it. (Techinaclly, they're actually my great-great grandfather's initials, but he had the same initials as me, so...)
- Catch Phrase: "If you say so" "I'm not quite sure how to respond to that" "Sometimes, you have to pee on the electric fence for yourself"
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: With both Aspergers and ADHD, this is to be expected.
- Crazy-Prepared: I never leave home without a water bottle, or at least I try not to.
- L Is For Dyslexia
- Nice Hat: Quite a few. And I never leave home without one.
- Proud to Be a Geek: Who here isn't?
- Self-Deprecation: I have a bit of an inferiority complex.
- Sickeningly Sweet Hearts: With deathpigeon - Stolen By Faeries
- Too Kinky to Torture: I'm...A bit of a masochist... >.>
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Thunderstorms and bees.
I have two sockpuppets. Go give them a hug!
VANDALISIM, HO!
- USE HYPER BEAM! - Anomalocaris 20
- Compassionate Sadist used VANDALISM! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! - Compa
- You are vandalised and I claim my $5. —a vandal
- Ok, but there is a chocolate tax, so all you get is 31 Cents. -Megamagikarp
- Is there any reason why your name isn't "Megashinymagikarp"? - AlBundyFan365
- Because of the reason that I have no idea what is. - Megamagikarp
- Oh magikarp I hope you never evolve Wannabeotaku
- Hello there. ~ Super Greatness
- Hello, Fellow Troper. Juancarlos11
- MOAR VANDALISM, BITCH!
- Well, Vandalism is fun.
- OHOHOHOHO
- 'Ello, gov'nor! —Tre
- It's not just a magikarp! IT'S A MEGAMAGIKARP! RUNNNNNN! -Thespacephantom
- Yes...yes...this is a fertile land and we will thrive... -WandereroftheWastes
- Hello! :-) —Fuzy2K
- Why is your avatar so rarely a Magikarp?
- Because you are headcrab zombie.
- Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava, / Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana. / Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava / Tvoyo dostoyanye na vse vremena!
 - Sabre's Edge
- Don't be so cruel to your sockpuppet! Even sockpuppets can become something more... -The Ginkei
- BUT WHAT IF I DON'T WANT THEM TO
- I haven't done this before!? *gleefully smashes up page with crowbar* — Hotel Kilo
- Good day sir! Let me introduce you to my grandson, uh... er... I forgot, what was his name again? -Tye Dye Wildebeest
- I am full of sandvich, and I am coming to vandalize your page! -Earl of Sandvich
- How have I not set your page on fire yet? Oh well... - Nekoalexa
- The faeries have stormed the page. There is no way out anymore. - StolenByFaeries
- ...Is that good or bad? Or both?
- How could they know just what this message means? The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams.
- I was going to give you as a gift to someone else, but that would mean I'd have to sell my shoelaces, among other...wait...that's not what the Gift of the Magi-karp is about? - Retsof Noraa
- I made the faeries restore the door. I'd still stay out of the Tweens if I were you. - StolenByFaeries
- Still don't get what you mean by this.
- Hi. I'm finally vandalizing your page! :D -Enkufka
- Ah, it seems you have not yet had the pleasure that is me vandalizing your page. I'll be swift, but I won't be gentle. - Sakan4k
- to answer your question its blades, Baron of Blades...Swords was the original name for the card suite now called spades, Baron is a royal title...its a card joke. Vanthebaron
- The Vandals are coming. Will you ally yourself with them, with the Ostrogoths, or the Huns, or the Romans? Neutrality is not an option. ~Aliroz The Confused
- I shall instead side with the Canadians.
- I am vandalizing myself, because of the fact that this is apparently the 100th time this page has been edited. 101th time because of a typo. =P -The Very Owner Of This Page
- :3 Cookie? -Enkufka
- The faeries are here with pokeballs. It's ok - they accidentally locked themselves in them. XD - a very silly faerie
- Vandal running short on time ~Enzeru
- VANDALISM FOR YOU - Naneykins
- HELLO!!! I HAVE RETURNED ONCE MORE FROM THE DARK VOID!!! Now I will throw a bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy here!!!! -Voids Empathy
- -steadies rifle and makes sure knife is in pocket- I don't like magikarp. But one that is able to edit TV Trope pages and write on the forums is nice. -throws weapons away and gives megamagikarp a biiiig hug- :D ~theindefiniteone
- ...Um...Hello to you too? o-o
- I have not yet vandalized this page? Interesting. Well, no-one said you need a thread to do so! Hi, I'm [insert name here], but you probably knew that already. -cue accidentally creepy smile-
- My vandalism would contribute more to your evergrowing community. - WolfMan16
- I honestly can't believe I missed your page for so long. It's a travesty, it really is. -Phoenixor
- I revenge cuddle you!
- thing goes here Aiko Heiwa
- If there is a vandalism section, I must vandalise it! :O Raineh Daze
- Dude... I left one of my poems around here. Hang on... <pulls out paper> AH here it is.
Magi is a really cool guy,
He shares my taste in fashion,
He's a man of words, not action.
He's a funny guy, I must say,
It's nice to have him every day,
And what to what pleasure do I owe him?
I have to say, hating the guy is a pure sin. - The Songseamster
- >Happy hug< Now. If only you would rework that so it refers to me as a girl. =P
- Huh. Long time. A little dusty... Inhopelessguy
- First time I vandalized this page. That Human
- My first time here. It feels warm...Oh, wait.That's Magikarps' guts. Urg. ~Dhana Ragnarok
- Hi there. Nice to meet you. Unleash your Magikarp Power! -Dalexterminate
- Nice to meetcha! Now you have to clean up that mess I didn't make. It's not human blood, though, so don't worry. And it's definitely not the blood of a newly birthed goat, used in a sacrifice to summon the harvest killers. Tehjinx
- I am going to invoke the Tethercat Principle and give you a never ending hug. *Hugs forever.* - deathpigeon
- Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious - oh, pneumono-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcani-koniosis! -Logan Locksley
- Huh, I can't believe I haven't written anything here before. Well then...YOU'RE AWESOME, OK? —Central Avenue
- As a similarly bisexual sadomasochist, I say hello. I Love Dogs
- But, are you sometimes-hyperactive, transgendered, from Colorado or have ADHD? o-o -The Very Owner Of This Page
- Hyper as all hell, but probably not transgendered, although bottoming seems like fun. And, I'm from New York. I Love Dogs.
- What does bottoming have to do with transgenderedness? =P -The Very Owner Of This Page
- Not much, in hindsight. Sorry. I Love Dogs
- What are you apologizing for?
- Have i been here before? - Who Needs Sleep
- -Shoves Rare Candies into mouth- EVOLVE DAMN YOU!!! ~raigakuren
- By the power of Gayskull....! Okay, bad joke aside. Have fun, man. ~Hydronix
- Vandalism! 8D
- Requiescat in pace; requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine. -Fires a hail of arrows- -desdendelle
- If you don't mind, I'm just going to devour your donut-holes. ~With love and donut-holes, Prometheus136
- You had an everstone all this time!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ~raigakuren
- Much love from your home boy, I knew you from the streets and the ghetto. Now look at you, your all grown up and runnin' your own gang. I'm proud of you son. ~PinkHeartChainsaw
- A MEGA magikarp? Something that big should make a huge splash... maybe it's a tad effective. - Amused Troper Guy
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