--->"I am the astounding, the astonishing, the amazing, the totally not conceited '''MASTERWEAVER!''' Teller of tales, and bard of awesomeness."

Masterweaver, a black leather robe, has an ego that he admits is over inflated, and a mind that can pull off incredible stunts yet still struggles with the day to day reality. It's not that the guy's stupid, so much as he's constantly thinking and sometimes forgets details like gravity. But, since he ''is'' a robe, that's not much of a problem...