->''"Se non vero, ben trovato."''\\
-- '''Italian Proverb''' ''translating to 'if it's a lie, at least it's a good story'''

23 year old two-time graduate of [[SnowMeansCold Northern Arizona University.]]

I am a child of [[TheNineties 90s]]. Prior to [[TurnOfTheMillennium the new millennium]] I was best described as [[MouthyKid mouthy]], [[GamerChick strategic]], and [[{{Bookworm}} inquisitive]]. By the time I began high school, I had [[GirlinessUpgrade outgrown many of my tomboyish behaviors]], but hadn't yet lost my [[{{tsundere}} sass.]]

In college, at the bachelor's level I majored in [[ForGreatJustice criminal justice]], with minors in [[ForHappiness social work]], and [[DysfunctionalFamily family]] [[ThickerThanWater studies]]. I [[RealityIsUnrealistic finished my master's program]] in [[BeneathTheMask human relations]] this past May and hope to continue spending my life helping those [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules in greatest need.]] Right now, though? I specialize in [[UsefulNotes/{{Abuse}} domestic violence]] and have spent the last three years working in different capacities with victims and survivors.

You can find me here: [[http://twitter.com/#!/roxanneonrecord Twitter]], and [[http://Last.fm/user/scatteredsinsx Last Fm]]

[[folder: Guilty Pleasures]]
* {{Modern Family}}
* {{Lost}}
* {{The Good Wife}}
* {{Arrested Development}}
* {{The Mindy Project}}
* {{Law and Order SVU}}
* {{Scrubs}}
* {{Dance Moms}}
* {{Desperate Housewives}}
* {{Greek}}
* {{Teen Wolf}}
* {{Digimon}}
* {{Degrassi}}
* {{Charmed}}
* [[TrueCrime Forensic Files]]
* {{Reign}}
* {{Scandal}}
* {{The Simpsons}}
* {{South Park}}
* {{How to Get Away with Murder}}

[[folder: I dislike...]]
* {{Twilight}}
* {{The Office}}
* {{Code Geass}}
* {{Glee}}
* {{American Idol}}
* {{Family Guy}}.

!!I embody these tropes variably:

* TheConscience // CutenessProximity // DeadpanSnarker // ElephantsChild // EveryGirlIsCuterWithHairDecs // FriendToAllLivingThings // FriendToAllChildren // GenreSavvy // GirlsLoveStuffedAnimals //InferioritySuperiorityComplex // NeutralGood // NotSoStoic //NoSenseOfDirection // SoapboxSadie // SugarAndIcePersonality // TeamMom // TheNicknamer // TheReliableOne
* On a bad day: ClassRepresentative // ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch // TheDragAlong //

And encompass these as well--
* AllAPartOfTheJob
* ApologisesALot
* AfraidOfNeedles & AfraidOfBlood
* YouFailGeographyForever
* BerserkButton - "Welfare Queen," victim-blaming, etc.
* BlindWithoutEm
* ClosetGeek - For certain anime, but not enough to be an otaku.
* BigEater / ForgetsToEat - Depending on which side of the eating disorder fence I fall that day.
* [[CatsAreMean Does Not Like Cats]] - I'm 95% sure that I'm allergic to cats.
* DoesNotLikeShoes - I only wear them when I absolutely must.
* EmbarrassingMiddleName - My middle name is "Malek," which is Farsi for 'king'
* TheEnneagram / MyersBriggs - Type One "the reformer" and INTJ, respectively.
* GoodIsNotNice - I'm self-centered and sarcastic, but work in social services and am pretty effective at what I do.
* ImprobableAge - In third grade, [[EducationMama my father]] wanted me to skip a grade. Luckily, I talked him out of it.
* {{Malaproper}} - To say I'm horrible with idioms would be an understatement.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood - Vegetable biryani, vegan lasagna, quesadillas.
* {{Trigger}} - graphic depictions of violence and suicide