- Penguins
- Pokemon
- Yo-yos
- Giant robots
- Girls (note: This is not strictly a romantic interest list)
- Cute girls
- Elegant girls
- Energetic girls
- Stoic girls
- Smart girls
- Guys (Note: last note applies here)
- Stylish guys
- Smart guys
- Clever guys
- Snarky guys
- Stoic guys
- Zelda games
- Scheming
- Making friends
- Idiots
- Bigots
- Elitists
- Cold weather without snow
- Hot, humid weather
- Geeks who are too opinionated about their fandoms
- losing friends
This Troper likes these stories (for lack of a better term):
- Doctor Who
- Shin Megami Tensei
- Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
- Gundam
- BlazBlue
- Kingdom Hearts
- Final Fantasy
- Pokémon
- Anything by Studio Ghibli
- Disgaea
- The Legend of Zelda
- Kara no Kyoukai
- Touhou
- The World Ends with You
- Durarara!!
- Fate/stay night
- Umineko no Naku Koro ni
- Baccano!
- Homestuck
- Puella Magi Madoka Magica
- Ghost in the Shell
- To Aru Majutsu no Index
This Troper exhibits these tropes
- Attention Deficit Creator Disorder: With real ADHD.
- But Not Too Black: Enough to the point people either think I'm half-black or Just Didn't Know I don't even "Act Black"
- Blade on a Stick: My favorite weapon type.
- Chivalrous Pervert
- Genius Ditz: I'm a total space case, but anyone at least ten years or older than me will tell me that I'm smart.
- Headphones Equal Isolation: If it were up to me I would wear my heaphones everywhere and wouldn't be bothered by anyone whom I didn't know or like.
- Knife Nut: Second favorite weapon type
- Mad Scientist: If forced to be a villain for something I will be this and/or A Chessmaster. Seriously, I came up with an idea for an artificial enzyme that breaks down phospholipids like the ones found in cell membranes, if that's not mad science, I don't want to know what is.
- The Nicknamer: Seriously, go read the Nicknames thread in Yack Fest.
- Not a Morning Person: I try to avoid the more snark-activating areas of the fora before 10 A.M.
- Snark Knight: I'm Snideman.
Stories this troper thought up: They are listed here so I will be reminded to add tropes to them as they flesh out and, with luck, get distributed to the masses. Web Original
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Sniderman, Sniderman
Does whatever he snidely can
Snarks at things, if they're dumb
Making quips, just for fun
LOOK OUT! Here comes the Sniderman!
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— Zudak So I will!
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edit: OH GOD THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO DO WHY SO RED