Describe Lockon Lockon
Hmm, a little hard to do that, but I'll get to it eventually. This page has been up for a year. I doubt I'll ever get to it.
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, I'M DOIN' THIS RIGHT.NOW.
Lockon Lockon or Lockon, for short is a nerdy black guy from the affluent suburbs of Chicago. He likes fiction in all forms, and aspires to be a writer. Prone to moodiness, and when in a good mood will start a party with extreme prejudice.
- Giant robots
- Girls (note: This is not strictly a romantic interest list)
- Cute girls
- Elegant girls
- Energetic girls
- Stoic girls
- Smart girls
- Guys (Note: last note applies here)
- Stylish guys
- Smart guys
- Clever guys
- Snarky guys
- Stoic guys
- Zelda games
- Making friends
- Cold weather without snow
- Hot, humid weather
- Geeks who are too opinionated about their fandoms
- losing friends
This Troper likes these stories (for lack of a better term):
This Troper exhibits these tropes
Stories this troper thought up: They are listed here so I will be reminded to add tropes to them as they flesh out and, with luck, get distributed to the masses.
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UBER NERDY REACTION IMAGES
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
. You have no chance to survive make your time, Lockon! —CATS
I just want you to know I think you're made of hot blooded WIN. —Epitome
appeared! Wild Ozbourne used Vandalize! It's super effective! lockonlockon's page was vandalized!
Stay On Target Stay On Target. :3 Nerdy Reference Gag -Tuefel
LOCKON! 8D *Tackleglompage* He's awesome, and my "daddy"! 8D — Kuiper
Your nickname is henceforth Lockman Lock. Because I said so - Spa´n Sun
I hope you stay on top of things, man - Keybreak
I'm on a rampage with these edits MANG - Knighted
And you are awesome too, mister
- Beatrice The Golden
I've said this before in a previous cycle, but you probably don't remember. Thanks for starting When the Tropers Cry
. - Noaqiyeum
Lock on.....lock off. Lock on......lock off. Lock on......lock on. Dammit! That's what I think of when I see your username. Also a lot of fun, but you already knew that. - Longfellow
Keybreak / lockonlockon *gets hit on the head with a mallet*
Lock on! Apply directly to the - er... Oh wait. Hm... That's annoying. Let me get back to you some time later. jseblan
Does whatever he snidely can
Snarks at things, if they're dumb
LOOK OUT! Here comes the Sniderman!
If Noaqiyeum can vandalize your page twice, so can I!
So I will!
Ever had Ruffles chips? That stuff is great. - neobowman
Lockon, Lockon! Lockon, Lockon! Lockon, Lockon! Lockon, Lockon!
I deem this page to be needing more AHR
Sup. We're gonna meet again, hopefully soon. Check thread.
My placement of my vandalism makes nonsense of the regulations! :D ~Spa´n Sun
edit: OH GOD THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO DO WHY SO RED
HI BEST FRIEND
THE GAMEBOARD IS SET.
Let's troll a few suckers. ~A Random Witch