Hello, I'm Kris Kringle, but I also go by other names; Santa Claus for one. I'm, oh, about 200 years old now; give or take a century. I live at the north pole with my wife, Mrs. Kringle and I own a vast toymaking company with many workers that I take plenty care of. I'm also a frequent-flyer.
Regards,
Kris
Tropes That Describe Kris Kringle
- Older Than They Look: Zigzagged; I look old, but a person as old as me should look dead.
- Rule of Fun: How do you think I manage to deliver presents to children every year?
My List
Add yourself to whichever list you think you belong on. I'll be checking it sometime this year, and again later when I have the time. Feel free to ask for what you want for Christmas!
