"I hate you Hilary Clinton"
I know a very bright, energetic young man who wants to call himself Justice Colde and he is my muse. He is fourteen years old; He is very talkative, but he knows what he wants to say. I was never that expressive at his age. He says some of the most insightful things at times. I cannot help but laugh. "Justice" is a very imaginative boy. One time, I told him to dictate some funny ideas for sketches and I was in stitches as I wrote them down. He has written a number of stories and wants me to help him make a comic book.
— Some random user of Naruto Forums
Justice Colde: The George Lopez Show did a crossover with Freddie.
Unidentified Person: What the f**k is Freddie?
Justice Colde: It's that forgettable.
— When wondering what show Geroge Lopez crossed over with
His Original Shows
2010
2011
- Silver Blade vs. burkes World order (temp title)
His Written Works
2006
- How the Bitch Stole Christmas
2009
Completed Let's Plays
2011
Tropes that apply to this crazy mo-fo
- Ambiguously Brown: While often mistaken for mexican he is actually half-black half-white.
- Berserk Button: Many
- Beware the Nice Ones: Don't even try to troll him or bully him.
- or make his friends feel bad
- Big Brother Instinct: Check the Berserk Button listing.
- Bootstrapped Leitmotif: It really depends on what persona he's using.
- As himself: Hanover Theme from Saturday Night Slam Masters.
- As The King Darius (Street Cool): Holla If You Hear Me (Scott Steiner WWE Theme). (Without the Scott Steiner voice-over)
- As The King Darius (SmackDown vs. Raw 2011 CAW): Cryme Tyme Theme or Zach Ryder Theme.
- As The King Darius (Vampire Heel Turn): Sycho Sid Theme.
- As The King Darius (DX Wannabe/Member): The Kings (Run-D.M.C. DX Remix)
- As Rey de Justicia: Essa Rios Theme.
- As Daredevil Darius: Bow Down by Westside Connection or Geegus Theme from World Heroes.
- As Vicious Death: Dio Theme from World Heroes 2
- As Captain J. Falcon/Captain J.C. Hawk: Sgt. Slaughter Theme.
- Break the Cutie: In reverse as the fact that his chances of going to college are slim to none makes him the cutie because he just runs with this fact and plays it cool (he wants to go to The University of California, Berkley)
- Catch Phrase: "The whitest black guy you know (insert quote about him here), It's Justice Colde."
- Cherry Tapping: When playing Mario Kart he will drift or slow down to the finish line.
- When playing Fighting Street (without cheating) he will only use the turbo kick button.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Whenever his bad toe gets hit.
- Expy: A fanboy example as he usually acts like Dwayne Johnson whenever wrestling is involved.
- Finishing Move: The Bust of Justice and The King's Elbow.
- Nice Guy: "A nice sweet boy he is"
- When he sees anybody that feels bad for any reason, He will stop everything just to help out.
- Leeroy Jenkins: In most wrestling matches he is known to start by attacking the moment that the match starts.
- Off Model: A few of his games happen to have mostly off model sprites.
- Schmuck Bait: Will most likley fall for it, even when it's obvious.
