Tropers: Just Call Me Ned

Longtime Lurker/Hopeful Troper who hopes to be able to get in on some of the fun. I hope I don't try your patience too much as I get used to the editing style here - I've doodled around editing Wikipedia for a while, but seriously, who hasn't done that?

If I accidentally cross a few lines, I apologize preemptively here.

...And no, "Ned" is not my real name. It's not even a nickname for me, actually.

Come to think of it, I'm not really sure why I even chose the name "Ned."