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Tropers: Just Call Me Katsu
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To make put things frank, this troper is one huge ball of clusterfuck. Sure, he seems like a nice guy, but he's really just trying to make a good first impression. (Though he usually fails at it.) This troper loves fighting games and DFO more than a normal person should. But he's not normal, so why care?
All and all, this troper is just some random, bored guy that migrated to a new site in-between his frequent game-binging.
Tropes that can be used to describe this troper:
- Above Good and Evil: I personally believe that there is NO such thing as good or evil. Just what can and cannot be justifiable by the higher-ups.
- Actual Pacifist: Mostly because I'm physically incapable for holding my own in a fight.
- Addiction Displacement: Music, then video games, then porn, then porn games, then back to video games, then music, then video game music. Now it's a giant color wheel combination of all three. And TV Tropes.
- Advice from Libby: I don't care about your feelings. If I feel something's wrong, I'm going to confront you on it.
- Anything That Moves: My libido is so high that if it had an actual temperature, I could set the moon on fire. (Take notice that that's not even scientifically impossible) *Bow-chicka-wow-waunnnnnnnngh*
- Afraid of Needles: *shudder*
- Ax Crazy: I got sent to a psych ward while I was in elementary school. That should tell you something.
- Beware the Nice Ones: I'm real nice. Just don't piss me of too much, ok?
- Bi the Way: Trivial things such as sexual orientation never really mattered to me.
- Black and Nerdy: More like a Weeaboo, though.
- Blood Lust: Spilled blood = Sex mode.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Story of my life.
- Cluster F-Bomb: If I had a dollar for every time I said "Fuck," I'd have a solid gold shitter, with the handle encrusted in diamonds.
- Cracking Up: Jaws, neck, knuckles, elbows, feet. Whatever, whenever.
- Forgets To Eat: What's eat mean? Oooohhhhh, that.
- Fridge Logic: Constantly.
- Hates Being Touched: With a passion. I have floored people for touching me.
- Hates Everyone Equally: It's nothing personal. I just hate you. But not more than anyone else.
- Hormone-Addled Teenager: I prefer the term 'Sexually Deprived'.
- I Am What I Am: And I do what I can.
- Innocent Fanservice Guy: Up until I was 9, I thought it was okay to kiss your friends. On the mouth. (Pets included.)
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: I'm much more intellectually sophisticated than what I put on. But apparently, no one likes smart people that don't allow themselves to be taken advantage of.
- So I dumbed myself down throughout middle school, but that didn't work, AND I nearly flunked high school because of it.
- However, I managed to regain some of my lost intellect by constantly thinking about things like Dreams =/= Memories From Past Lives =/= Proof of Reincarnation?.
- In Your Nature to Destroy Yourselves: Thus is the fatal flaw of being alive: It's survival of the fittest.
- Jerk With a Heart of Gold: While I am an asshole, It's merely a self-destructive, self-defensive coat of armor I put over myself that I can't get rid of.
- Laughing Mad: I tend to burst into unpredictable fits of laughter. You might want to run. The higher the pitch of my laugh, the farther you might want to run.
- Leaning on the Furniture: Constantly. I there was an award for it, I'd win that gold medal.
- Licking the Blade: Did that once. Cut my tongue. Ironically began my Blood Lust.
- Literal Split Personality: I'm either the Lovable Sex Maniac, or The Stoic.
- Living Forever is Awesome: Even though I know immortality will have irreversible on my psyche, I fear death more than eternal life. Plus, my psyche is pretty much shot anyway.
- Loners are Freaks: I have no friends in real life because I end up scaring them away.
- Lovable Sex Maniac: I'm basically The Todd in real life.
- Loves the Sound of Screaming: A little bit too much.
- Inverted. The Fangirl Squeal makes me want tear their vocal cords out with my bare hands.
- A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read: What runs through my mind on a daily basis is enough to make lesser people go insane. . . or out-of-control horny. Pick your favorite.
- Mind Screw: According to everyone in school, this trope defines me.
- Nice to the Waiter: I'm generally a nice guy. Or a pussy. You pick.
- Not a Morning Person: No. Just. No.
- Not So Weak: Every fight I've gotten into throughout my entire school life was because of one of my friends (at the time) was in trouble.
- OOC is Serious Business: If I don't have some sort of object jammed into one of my orifices, they're something very wrong.
- Oral Fixation Fixation: It is impossible for me to function properly without having something. . . Anything in my mouth at any giving time.
- Pastimes Prove Personality: Essentially, your personality is a giant addition of all the things you have and have not done in your life on the giant mathematical equation that is life.
- Psychopathic Manchild: Ooooooohhhhh yeah.
- Precision F-Strike: When I'm not dropping the Cluster F Bomb.
- Real Men Eat Meat: Fucking. Vegetarians.
- Rhymes on a Dime: I'm black. You NEED to know how to spit flames.
- Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: BLAM!
- Scooby Snacks: Chocolate. Oh. My. Freaking. God!
- Shipper on Deck: Errrrrrr. Sometimes.
- Slap-Slap-Kiss: Because nothing says "I love you" like smashing your girl in the jaw with a coffee mug.
- Too Kinky to Torture: I like to keep a pair of handcuffs in my person. Considering getting a whip and ball-gag.
- Virgin Power: Yep. You can fear me if you like.
- With Great Power Comes Great Insanity: I'm not used to having any power, so when I get any, I tend to go overboard a little.
- Would Hit a Girl: I said it before: Such trivial things hold meaning to me.
- Also, I'm kinda known for that on one very bad day of elementary school.
- Words Can Break My Bones: I'm very sensitive. A trait I got from my mother's side of the gene pool.
- Yaoi Fanboy: Heh. Deviant ART will do that to ya.
- Yuri Fanboy: What part of this are you not getting!?
Questions? Comments? Insults?
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