Tropers / John Statham

Ah, hello there. I see you appear to have stumbled upon my domain here, so to speak. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm too... oh, what's the word... professional, that's it, to do it myself. I have other methods of accomplishing that.

Now, seeing as you're understandably wary, I'll just tell you a bit about myself to ease your doubt. I'm a simple businessman of sorts travelling the globe and meeting all types of interesting people. Like that one Frenchman I had the pleasure to get to know... Engel Jean Despois, I believe his name was.

My interests are few, but they occupy my free time resonably well. I love conducting little social excercises, if you will, some of which tend to go awry.

Now, I know what I've given you is reasonably little, but I'm afraid if I provided any more information I'd have to kill you. And I despise doing things myself unless forced to.

So, have a nice day. I'm sure we'll meet again someday...

John's Hitlist

While i find vandalization to be utterly barbaric, comments of that sort shall go here.

  • Nothing? Well, prepare for some vandalization, YOU FRIEND AND STUDENT-KILLING FUCKWAD! - Kota Yakumo
    • Engel did that himself, i'm afraid. His sense of... justice, we'll call it, got the better of him.
  • You Monster. - Engel Jean Despois
  • Fuck you. - Ryu Akamura
  • Please, for the love of all that is remotely intellligent, put Tick on another team. She's driving me crazy >_< - Leon Fell Note that that is supposed to sound as a request, not as an order.