Jlauzon's actual description.
This troper does not refer to himself in the third person. This troper does not use the word "this troper", because people often forget that when they use "this troper", people expect "this troper" to be a link to "this troper"'s page. "This troper"
just kept talking and talking in one, long, incredibly unbroken sentence,
moving from topic to topic -
so that no one had a chance to interrupt.
It was really quite hypnotic. This-/
Non-rambling description: As of 7/23/2011, I have lurked around this site for ~half a year. I created this here account 2 months ago. I edited my first article 3 weeks ago. It was a small edit.
You can think of me as a bear. As in, I'm more afraid of you than you are of me.
I will add to this page when I damn well please.
Brony. Deal with it. End of story.
This Schmuck provides examples of:
- Bi the Way: Well, more like Omni The Way. I judge people not on appearance nor gender, but on their personality and morals. But if you were just talking to me, I'd come off as completely straight. I'm like a 2.5 on the Kinsey Scale.
- Bookworm: Oh so very much.
- Crazy Awesome: Well, considering I was able to completely rewire a room light to activate only when the user leaps up and down screaming "I'm a silly pony! I'm a silly pony!" for no other reason than just cause. Also, I am slightly deranged.
- The Cynic / The Idealist: I tend to circle between the two at will.
- I am What I am: Catch phrase, one of them. Well, kinda.
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: Maybe 4 good friends that were more like acquaintances in my entire lifetime thus far. Social anxiety does not help matters either.
- Mad Scientist: Sometimes I show shades of the mania when I'm working.
- Not Good with People: Yeahhhhh, limited social skills. Buuuuut I'm getting better, which is leading to a case of Socially Awkward Hero
- Science Hero / Guile Hero: Oh yesssss.
- Socially Awkward Hero: Since developing a modicum of social protocol, I can communicate easier, but it's still somewhat difficult.
- Sophisticated as Hell: Interspersing inordinately complex phrases with fucking uncivilized words is quite enjoyable and never gets entirely pedantic.
- Southern Fried Genius: I have an IQ of at least 135 and often drift into my distinctively Texan accent when I'm pissed or generally flustered. Also, I'm a big fan of Deep Fried things and Gravy. I love Gravy.
- Jerk With a Heart of Gold: While I can be an ass at times, (Even downright despicable), I'm really a nice, caring fellow. I just have somewhat of a sour exterior.
- Technical Pacifist: Will kick ass, but would prefer not to. aka Diplomacy over war. Also, I own many guns. And know how to shoot accurately. Can hit a 4" target at 300 yards.
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Brick Joke
