Jesse is a
gay wannabe author who isn't really named Jesse. Among some of the more interesting facts about him are his
catchphrase, "
Awesome. In a Can. On Fire!", which he Lampshades often, usually with a reference to meerkats which aren't on fire.
However they usually have lasers on their heads.
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He also bears an eerie resemblance to his uncle who died some time before he was born.
At times he enjoys writing bios in third person because I'm weird like that.
