Tropers / Jesse CS

Jesse is a gay wannabe author who isn't really named Jesse. Among some of the more interesting facts about him are his catchphrase, "Awesome. In a Can. On Fire!", which he Lampshades often, usually with a reference to meerkats which aren't on fire. However they usually have lasers on their heads. He also bears an eerie resemblance to his uncle who died some time before he was born.

At times he enjoys writing bios in third person because I'm weird like that.