Tropers / J-MAC Hine

Listens to too much music, MAKES too much music, doodles too much stupid shit, and can't speak without making a 'witty' quip whilst swearing like a motherfucking sailor. Is also a fat and ugly derp. Give it some booze and a fag to make it go away.
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