Tropers / Iriswings

Lovely to meet you, I'm sure. I'm iriswings, original fiction (and former fanfiction) writer. I abhor cliches - especially Mary Sues - with a passion and am extremely pleased with this site.

Who am I? I use the term "muffins" as a euphemism for nearly any swear word. That should cover everything.

The Tropes That Exemplify Myself:

  • Badass Bookworm: Never. Touch. My. Books. It's just asking for a whack with the lunchbox.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Must I go into detai- TELL THE CRAB CAKE PEOPLE I LOVE THEM!
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: I prefer to act ditzy to avoid awkward questions and disguise my inner evil...however, most of the time I'm not kidding - like when I thought that Michael Jackson was a basketball player.
  • Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: Some examples:
    • "I will beat you to death with a toothbrush, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?"
    • "You ever do [X] again and I will corner you in a dark alley with no means of escape. And I will bring The Punisher with me."
    • "Stop that or I'll hire a mariachi band and make them follow you around for the rest of your life, got it!?!"
  • Throw The Lunchbox At Them: This should speak for itself.
  • Tsundere: I am a Type A with a very heavy lunchbox, but somehow I have a feeling that the rest of the world sees me as the next trope:
  • Yangire: Or so the world thinks of me. It is not my fault I am violent it's...FORGET IT! *hits random guy with lunchbox*

The Published Works I Enjoy:

Sayonara, people. Enjoy.